Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Place Your Kryptonite in the Green Recycling Bin


The earliest literature in every culture is filled with gods, demigods, and mythical beasts doing fantastic things and interacting for well or ill with ordinary mortals. Ovid’s Metamorphoses reads like an adult superhero comic book. In time these characters largely were replaced in fiction with mortals such as Don Quixote, Tom Jones, the gunslingers in dime novels of the 19th century, and the ray-gun wielding adventurers of 20th century pulp science fiction. To be sure, many of the heroes of these stories might be braver than you or I and more skilled with a sword or six-gun, but they are not superhuman – not even the most fanciful of them. Flash Gordon is just a guy with keys to a space ship. Yet, in the past 7 decades we have come full circle. Movies (today’s prevailing form of fiction) populated by superheroes dominate the box office. The superheroes are very much in the mold of classical demigods. A few (e.g. Thor) actually are the old mythical gods.

This was brought to mind by a movie and by Halloween. Last night with friends I watched Thor: Ragnarok. On this Halloween day amid the ghosts and goblins wandering the streets are numerous superheroes of the DC and Marvel universes. Superhero films are not my preferred genre; this is not snobbiness – I enjoy plenty of much trashier and more lowbrow fare – but just personal inclination. These films are so much a part of the culture, however, that I make some effort to see the major ones. Thor: Ragnarok was pretty good for its kind. The dialogue was clever. The characters could be enjoyably petty and make missteps in the manner of flawed humans – and Chris Hemsworth has his fans for reasons that are obvious.

The prototype of the modern superhero and still the most iconic is, of course, Superman, who debuted in Action Comics in June 1938. He appeared in a live action film serial in 1948, but my first introduction to the character was on the TV series The Adventures of Superman starring George Reeves that ran from 1952 through 1958. Reruns ran regularly from the 50s to the 80s and irregularly ever since. Naturally, I watched the show as a kid and was as likely as anyone to tie on a towel as a cape and pretend to fly. Seasons 2-6 were family-friendly with a vengeance in accordance with so much of the 1950s backlash to 40s worldliness. But not Season 1. Even as a preteen I noticed something different about Season 1 quite aside from it being black-and-white and starring Phyllis Coates as Lois Lane. (Noel Neill had the part of Lois in 2-6.) I wasn’t precocious enough to put into words what the difference was, but by my late teens I began to get an inkling. To this day, despite the show’s low budget and the limitations of early TV, Season 1 (first aired in 1952 but shot in 1951) remains my favorite depiction of the man of steel. The explanation begins a decade earlier.

The 1940s were the quintessential decade for American culture – all the good and bad in high relief. At its best, 40s music is great and its style is better. Ugly social attitudes, behaviors, and laws were rampant in the US, and were on display in the movies. Yet, whenever 1940s scriptwriters slowed down to think about something and then actually tried to make a moral point, the point almost always is unexceptionable. They knew better, in other words, and the war tested folks moral compass like nothing else could. There was more. WW2 veteran and accomplished author Gore Vidal frequently asserted that the Sexual Revolution (in all its aspects) usually attributed to the 60s really took place in the 40s – the 50s largely undid it, but that is another story. Vidal himself contributed his part, publishing the best-seller The City and the Pillar in 1946. The sophistication shows in the movies of the era even through the constraints of the Hays Code: particularly in 40s film noir. Adult cynicism permeated the genre but not to the point of nihilism and not without gritty humor. Philip Marlowe is apt to do the right thing (not the same as the legal thing) in the end, after all, even though he doesn’t expect to change the world by it. The culture seemed headed the right way in the 40s, even though in practice it had far to go. Life seldom proceeds in a straight line, however, and the 50s took a turn.

Lois tries to rescue a trapped miner by
herself in defiance of safety rules
Decades never quite know when they are over, and some 40s style spilled into the 50s. (For that matter, much 50s style was foreshadowed in the late 40s.) It spills into the first year of The Adventures of Superman. But for the fact that Clark Kent is a “strange visitor from another planet,” the scripts and direction are classic noir. No episodes were written by Raymond Chandler, but they might as well have been. Phyllis Coates’ Lois is the strongest most capable Lois to date, very much including the Amy Adams version. Superman is not the Boy Scout he is in the remaining seasons. When a crook and his moll in one episode discover Clark’s identity, for example, Superman strands them on a mountain; they die trying to climb down. So, I’ll take Season 1 George Reeves over the wholesomely virtuous Christopher Reeve, the homey domesticated Dean Cain, or the grimly broody Henry Cavill. I’ll take Bogart as Sam Spade or Powell as Marlowe or Veronica Lake as undercover agent Ellen Graham over any of them, but, as Superman portrayals go, George in Season 1 is my man.

While the modern superheroes have been around for decades, until recently they have been a quirky minor genre on the screen. The question remains why they are so popular today in a way that dwarfs all previous time periods. There are entire books on that subject. (Try The Psychology of Superheroes: An Unauthorized Exploration by Jennifer Canzoneri and Robin S. Rosenberg for a consideration of what motivates the characters and why we care.) The abbreviated version of the consensus is that at a time when few of us feel powerfully in control of our own destinies the fantasy of power is more appealing. Superheroes and their enemies also paint our fears and concerns in broad palatable strokes: it is hard not to see a proxy for partisan division in Captain America: Civil War or for real existential threats in the ambitions of Thanos. Then again, sometimes the appeal might be simpler. Maybe sometimes we just like to tie a towel to our necks as a cape and pretend to fly.


The Kinks – (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Roller Derby Recap: JDB vs. Hudson Valley Horrors


On the last Saturday before Halloween, the Jerzey Derby Brigade (JDB) hosted the Hudson Valley Horrors before a largely costumed audience in Morristown, which itself abounded with costumed bar-hoppers.

The score see-sawed in the early jams of last night’s bout. An early lead by JDB vanished as Hudson’s Durty Surely in a power jam put the Horrors ahead 14-19. Hudson held the lead for several minutes until JDB’s #8 Lil Mo Peep added 19 points in a single jam and tilted the advantage back to JDB 38-25. JDB did not surrender it again.

Both teams were tactically good at blocking in formations and individually, with #0 Daemon’s Mistress (Hudson) and #1 LL Kill J (JDB) getting in some well-timed individual hits. Jammers for both teams were skilled at initial breakthroughs to lead status. Heavy lifting of the starred helmet for JDB was by A-Bomb,  Lil Mo Peep, and Val Royale; for Hudson most of the jams were skated by Better off Red, Durty Surely, Eradikater, and Smashing Pumpkin. The difference was that JDB lead jammers more often made multiple passes once they broke through, which is another way of saying JDB blockers held up Hudson jammers longer. Hudson jammers regularly were pursued fairly closely and so were forced to call off jams after a single pass. Blocking was often aggressive with a takedown of Val Royale inadvertently taking down a ref as well. JDB expanded its lead in the latter part of the first half, ending the half with a substantial but not insurmountable advantage of 103-48.

In the second half, as often happens in derby, the trailing team redoubled efforts. Hudson skaters took lead jammer status in the first three jams, adding a few points at a time. A triple pass by JDB’s A-Bomb, however, strengthened JDBs position from substantial to dominant by bringing the score to 130-57. Knockdowns became more frequent on both sides as blocking stiffened, but the scoring pattern persisted. In a star pass maneuver #64 Madeleine Alfight took JDB over 200. #1979 Smashing Pumpkin put Hudson over 100. Despite a strong multipass final jam for Hudson’s Durty Surely, the clock ran out with the final score at 228-131 in favor of JDB.



MVPs:
Hudson Valley Horrors:
#59 Durty Surely (jammer)
#666 Rxy Ramalotte (blocker)

JDB
#8 Lil Mo Peep (jammer)
#93 Freudian Slap (blocker)






Monday, October 22, 2018

It Was Night in the Lonesome October

The sentinel

I don’t usually write four blogs in a row that are Halloween-related. A look back shows that in most years I don’t post even one. Perhaps the grinning guardian by my door this year keeps reminding me of the holiday every time I enter and leave. The posts are a way of tipping him for his service – not that he likely will be called upon to greet costumed strangers.

A long way for candy bar
My driveway is just long enough to deter trick-or-treaters. It is too much work to walk all the way up to my house for a single handful of candy. Furthermore, after dusk my driveway is spooky, and the point of Halloween is to laugh at fear, not actually to experience it. Not just kids but adults frequently get spooked in and around my house at any time of year. At night there are sounds of sizeable creatures moving in the woods that unnerve some guests. I doubt ghosts and goblins are responsible for any of the crepitation; deer are the most common source though there is the occasional bear or coyote. So, I don’t get many kids coming to my door on October 31. Not one ever has walked up the driveway. On rare occasion neighbors on my street will drive up to the house and walk their kids to the door, but in two decades of Halloweens I can count the number of times that has happened on one hand.
A visitor sniffs around my driveway

This is unlike the town center or any local side street where the houses are less than 100 feet (30m) apart. Residents there are visited by scores of kids – sometimes hundreds. Nowadays the homeowners meet the kids’ parents, too. Back in the ancient days of my childhood parents accompanied only very small children. By the time we were 8 or 9, while we didn’t typically go out alone (groups of between two and six were commonplace), we did go without parents. Someone probably would call the police if unaccompanied 9-year-olds, even if in a pack, went door to door today. 13-year-olds are unaccompanied (usually) even today because a 13-year-old would rather not go out at all than be seen with a parent, but no one younger unless (sometimes) in the company of a late teen sibling.

My scariest Halloweens were in my teens, but not because I was in the spirit of the moment. Halloween (and the night before) have a less harmless tradition than cadging candy: vandalism. Most of it is relatively minor: egging, soaping windows, toilet papering, pumpkin smashing, and the like. Some, however, is not minor at all. My dad was a builder and construction sites seem to be a special draw to marauding teens. Over the years they did substantial damage including broken windows, spray-painted obscenities, and slashed tires on construction vehicles. So, by age 16 I had been drafted into guard duty on construction sites on the last two nights of October. If you want to spend a spooky Halloween, spend it alone (before cell phones) in an unlit, unfinished house on a dark wooded lot.

Sis and I in my earliest Halloween
pic. 1954, I think.
We tend not to think of Halloween as a cultural ritual, but that is what it is. There are harsh truths about life from which children cannot be protected for long. There really are monsters in the world (albeit not supernatural) and the harshest truth of all is that life ends. There are worse and less healthy ways to learn to deal with all that than by mocking it with graveyard humor, which at bottom is the point of the holiday. The sugary treats help, too. Below a certain age kids don’t grasp the darker elements of course, so they are happy to wear (as in my old photo) bunny suits. (A teen might wear a bunny suit, too, but only as irony.) In a few years, though, they will want something edgier like a vampire or zombie, which is menacing but has advantage of being mythical.

For adults the lampooning of mortality is more straightforwardly cathartic, since it is more imminent. As the size of the Greenwich Village parade demonstrates, the holiday is enduringly popular with adults, and it always has been more merry than morbid. Many costumes, of course, are purely fanciful in the manner of a masquerade ball with no reference to the holiday’s origins. In nearby Morristown, a typical midsize town, the streets fill with bar-hopping costumed 20-somethings as dusk falls on October 31. I realize the whole thing must seem odd to those raised outside the tradition, but the ongoing spread of the holiday into seemingly unlikely countries indicates it does have cross-cultural appeal.

So, this year, a jack-o’-lantern guards the door once again. (For more on pumpkin jack-o’-lanterns, see an older blog How Do You Say Isqoutm?) While I expect no rings of the doorbell from costumed nippers, I am prepared with a candy bucket just in case. As for the musical selection below, as an unrepentant carnivore I can relate to a fear of being stalked by celery.

Les Brown & Doris Day – Celery Stalks at Midnight (1941)

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Eleven Ways from Wednesday


This flick turned up on a movie channel a few nights ago amid the seasonally gruesome October fare:

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
This modestly budgeted and unhyped horror film, directed by Trollhunter director André Øvredal, opened in theaters at the very end of 2016 to generally positive reviews. The movie begins with a grisly crime scene in a house in a rural Virginia county; this is the only scene in the movie that does not take place in the morgue. All but one of the bodies at the scene are mangled. The one exception appears pristine, and she is the only unidentified body in the house. The young woman, were she alive, would be pretty, though no one ever mentions that. The sheriff delivers the Jane Doe body to the morgue run by father/son coroners Tommy and Austin (Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch). The sheriff asks them to determine a cause of death by morning. Austin delays his date with his quirky girlfriend (Ophelia Lovibond) in order to help out his father. The autopsy reveals interior damage indicative of abuse and torture that is strangely inconsistent with the body’s perfect exterior. Occult symbols are on an artifact removed from the stomach. Odd things happen in the morgue including the radio resetting itself. A storm strikes, power fails, a tree blocks the morgue’s exit, and sound seems to come from another body stored in a locker. Austin should have gone on his date.

Weirdness and tension build nicely in this taut 86 minute film toward the final rush of action. It works as the kind of movie it was intended to be. I’m not the best audience for it, however. I never find stories that rely on supernatural elements to be scary. I’m willing and able to suspend disbelief for the duration of a movie of this genre enough to enjoy it on some level, but I don’t feel the suspension in my bones, and so miss out on much of the intended dread. That said, this is (once again) a pretty good film of its kind, so I’ll still give it a qualified Thumbs Up.

**** ****
There are horror movies for which I am a better audience. By and large they are films in which the threat is all too human. A list of ten follows. By no means is this my list of “10 best horror movies.” That would be a very different list and would contain better known titles. None of the following is likely to appear on anyone’s “10 best” list. They are just ten films with something to recommend them but nonetheless did poorly enough at the box office that they might have passed under the reader’s radar. Although a few of their plots do stretch credulity, none relies on the supernatural or physically impossible. Not all entries are scary. A few are anything but serious.

The Girl Next Door (2007)
Jack Ketchum’s novel The Girl Next Door was made into this deeply disturbing movie that Stephen King called a dark-side Stand by Me. The book and movie were inspired by the very real case of Sylvia Likens who was tortured and murdered in a manner similar to what happens in this film. In the 1950s, Ruth takes in two distantly related girls when their parents are killed in a car accident. Ruth has deep psychosexual problems and is angered by the attractiveness of the older teen girl. Ruth orchestrates ever more vicious abuse of her with the help of her sons and neighborhood boys and girls. One neighbor boy, the protagonist, is basically a good kid but is tempted to observe the dark spectacle for too long, which then makes his own guilt an issue when he wants to intervene. The film is not for the squeamish – not because it is graphic (it isn’t, really) but because what happens largely off camera is horribly clear.

Orphan (2009)
This oddball variant on the “evil child” movie has very disparate reviews but I’m among those who think it works well. It’s hard to summarize without spoilers, but the ads for the movie at the time said, “There's something wrong with Esther.” Something indeed. A well-to-do Connecticut couple with two children of their own choose to adopt a talented young girl whose previous adoptive parents died in a fire. It’s a more multi-level and disturbing tale then that set-up leads one to anticipate.

The Killer inside Me (2010)
The seamy low-life characters of Jim Thompson’s marvelous novels are notoriously difficult to bring to the screen. There have been three attempts at The Killer inside Me. The most recent one with Casey Affleck and Jessica Alba is the most successful. The relationship between the sadistic cop, who enjoys getting away with mayhem, and the masochistic prostitute, who actually wants to be punished, is perverse long before it turns deadly.

Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill! (1965)
This cult classic B movie is superb trash. It is trash transcending itself. Though there is not a scene or word of dialogue in it that cannot be aired on daytime broadcast TV, the movie isn’t shown there because, collectively, the scenes and dialogue are definitely not for kids. There are killer strippers, a terrorized hostage, and (four years before Manson) a twisted murderous family in an isolated desert ranch. Russ Meyer, with pocket change for a budget, directed a quirky cast to make something special. Depraved, but in a good way.

Psychos in Love (1987)
This was filmed for $75,000 and one wonders where they spent all the money. OK, this is a bad movie. A really bad movie, despite the “cult” status. The fact that some people (my hand goes up) laugh at it doesn’t change that. Two psychotic killers find each other and discover that not only do they both like to kill but they both detest grapes. True love ensues along with copious gore. This is definitely not for everyone, but if your silly streak extends to a certain type of (I’ll say it again) bad movie, you might chuckle at this.

Kalifornia (1993)
This is the highest profile film on the list. It turns up frequently on cable movie channels. Kalifornia, starring Brad Pitt, David Duchovny, Michelle Forbes, and Juliette Lewis, explores the nature of evil. The difference between a “normal” person and a sociopath is not always obvious. Most of the time, they look, act, and talk alike. They aren’t always “in character.” Sociopaths can be kindly; normally kind people can be cruel. All of us are capable of lethal violence in certain circumstances. But there is a difference. Not all of us are casually brutal. Not all of us kill just for fun. The distinction between those who are this way and the rest of us may be narrower than we generally like to think, but the distinction is crucial. The parolee Early (Brad Pitt) is evil, if that word means anything, as his traveling companions find out too late.

Wild Tales [Relatos salvajes] (2014)
Quite a lot of harm in the world is committed not by bullies, though plenty of bullies exist and do cause harm, but by people who regard themselves as victims and lash out disproportionately. (Most mass shooters fall into this category.) Damián Szifrón’s Argentinean film Wild Tales has six stories of people who are unquestionably mistreated, but whose reprisals are, to put it gently, immoderate. (1) "Pasternak": All the passengers on a plane discover they know a flight crewman named Pasternak, and that he has a reason to bear each of them a grudge. (2) "The Rats": A waitress contemplates a creative use of rat poison when she recognizes a customer as the gangster who ruined her family. (3) "The Strongest": Road rage erupts between two drivers on a lonely highway. (4) "Little Bomb": A demolition professional has his life and career ruined when he fights with bureaucrats over parking fines and towing fees. (5) "The Proposal": A wealthy man’s son has a lethal hit-and-run accident, which a detective and a lawyer both see as an opportunity for extortion. (6) "Until Death Do Us Apart": During her wedding reception, a bride ascertains that her new husband had cheated on her with one of the guests. In all six stories the retaliation is so massive as to be the larger crime. Wild Tales is well-directed, well-constructed, well-acted, and full of graveyard humor.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Do you think the horror movie plot of "preppy college kids attacked and killed by hillbilly cannibals" has been done to death? Yes, me too: Offspring, Hatchet, The Devils Rejects, The Cottage, Wrong Turn (I –VI), etc., etc. So, it seems, did Eli Craig (writer/director) and Morgan Jurgenson (writer), the makers of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, so they turned the plot on its head. They present us with a classic horror set-up: exceptionally attractive preppy college lads and lasses are driving into deep backwoods hill country on vacation. At a gas station they cross paths with two rustics who own a ramshackle cabin near the lake where the kids are camping. In fact, the men are just a couple of completely harmless good ol' boys on a fishing weekend, but the college kids have seen so many teen slasher movies with redneck villains that they are frightened by the encounter. Later, when the two men rescue one of the girls who has had a swimming accident, the remaining kids misinterpret what they see. Believing the worst, the kids terrorize the hillbillies. Inadvertently, they kill one another. The script is clever, dark, and very funny.

The Doom Generation (1995)
In the 90s there was a bumper crop of ultraviolent films from mainstream directors and studios: Goodfellas, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, and more. Most had something to say amid all the blood and gore. Nonetheless, I get the feeling Gregg Araki found what they had to say pretentious. Araki’s The Doom Generation is simply nihilistic. The meaning of its violence is that it is without meaning. While the three main characters (James Duval, Rose McGowan, and Johnathon Schaech) don’t go seeking violence, violence always finds them. It fazes them very little. Nor do they take sex seriously enough to be troubled much by jealousy in their bisexual triangle. They don’t much care that their lives are hell. (A careful viewer might notice that whenever they buy something the price is $6.66.) This in many ways is the harshest movie on this list. Be advised that though it has 61% approval on Rotten Tomatoes, those who hate it hate it with a passion.

Eating Raoul (1982)
Decades never quite know when they are over, and culturally the hedonistic 70s slopped over a few years into the 80s. This film is both of that era and a parody of it. The prudish couple Paul and Mary Bland have unsatisfying jobs, but he is a wine expert and she is an inspired cook. They want to open a restaurant but don’t have the money. They hit on a scheme of placing sex ads and then killing and robbing the people who show up because “These swinger-types always seem to have money.” The bodies are sold to a meat-packer. Then there are the cars in which the swingers arrived. Darkly funny.

**** ****
There is not enough October left for a longer list to be useful, but I’m sure something soon will turn up appropriate for November.


Trailer: Autopsy Of Jane Doe (2016)


Saturday, October 13, 2018

Spectral Density


In a couple of weeks ghouls, goblins, and other night critters will be wandering the streets in the USA and beyond. Halloween has Celtic origins but it was in the US that it took off in a big way, and the American style of celebrating it has spread in recent decades even to seemingly unlikely places such as Japan. The ghost costume – sometimes just a simple sheet and sometimes something elaborate – is always among the most popular, and it is the most classic. It is the costume most closely related to the origin of the holiday, after all, since Halloween was supposedly the night when the boundaries between the living and dead were at their most tenuous.
Halloween ghost costume from
California Costumes

I don’t recall a time when I believed in ghosts. I enjoyed ghost stories as a child as much as anyone, but it never occurred to me that they were any more real than werewolves or vampires. This wasn’t from any logic or insight beyond my years. I believed in the most astonishing things including about the manner in which presents appeared under a tree on December 25. Ghosts, however, weren’t in the mix. In all probability I simply had been told they weren’t real and believed that as readily as I believed other things my parents told me. By the time I was old enough to start considering such things on my own, I saw no reason to change my mind – about the ghosts, that is. I still could be creeped out by dark places, of course. People are hard-wired to be fearful of the dark, and for good reason. For tens of thousands of years very scary and very real predators lurked just beyond the light of the campfire – other people being the scariest predators of all. Along with these real threats, our ancestors worried about spirits. So do many of our contemporaries.

It is impossible to tell when humans started to believe in ghosts and in other types of afterlife since those beliefs predate civilization. They are part of the lore of every culture and belief in them continues to the current day. They are mentioned in the earliest writings from every continent. Whether in the West, Asia, or Mesoamerica one theme dominates: ghosts are especially apt to linger when they have unfinished business. Sometimes they visit the living in dreams and sometimes they manifest to people who are awake. Revealing a killer is a common reason to stick around, but sometimes the reason is pettier. Sometimes the ghosts are just annoyed with their families. In Mesopotamia illnesses were often blamed on ancestral ghosts, and shamans called Asipu (which means “scholar” but “shaman” describes better what they did) would be called in to placate them with charms and rites.

Ghosts are part of past and present literature. In the Roman comedy Mostellaria [Haunted] by Plautus from around 200 BCE, a well-to-do merchant returning from a journey is deterred from entering his own house when his son’s slave tells him the house is haunted by the ghost of a guest murdered by the previous owner. Actually, the slave wants to keep him away because the merchant’s son has been carousing inside with his buddies and with a courtesan he bought and freed, but the merchant accepts the ghost story without question. In the second century CE, Apuleius in The Golden Ass or the Transformations of Lucius tells of a widow who is told in a dream by her husband that the fellow now courting her in fact killed him; she blinds the suitor with a hair pin. In Elizabethan times Shakespeare has no trouble stretching the credulity of audiences with the ghost of Hamlet’s father advancing the plot or with Caesar’s ghost warning Brutus about Philippi. Shakespeare didn’t invent the latter encounter; he found an account of it in Plutarch.

Ghosts and hauntings are very much a part of American popular culture. They include the likes of Resurrection Mary, a vanishing hitchhiker who haunts Archer Avenue in Chicago, and the Greenbrier Ghost in West Virginia, whose testimony figured in a murder trial. Regarding the latter, the death of Edward Shue’s wife Zona in 1896 was originally ruled natural, but Zona’s mother Mary Jane said Zona’s ghost appeared to her and said she had been murdered. Mary Jane demanded an autopsy which revealed a broken neck. The defense introduced the ghost evidence in order to discredit the prosecution, but it turned out that the 19th century West Virginia jury believed the ghost, and Shue was convicted. The White House is particularly ghost-infested. Abigail Adams turns up frequently according to various visitors, and during the Wilson Administration Dolley Madison was seen at least once. Mary Todd Lincoln heard Andrew Jackson cursing in the hallways. Abraham Lincoln has been spotted repeatedly including by Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands when she was a guest of FDR.

Every town has some house, hotel, or restaurant reputed to be haunted. Some people see ghosts almost everywhere. What brought all this to mind was a talk last week with a friend and former renter of an apartment in an old building (built 1850) that I once owned but no longer do. She told me there had been a ghostly woman in there with long black hair whom she and her mother placated with candles. This apparition never accosted me in the 40 years I conducted business in the building, but perhaps real estate bored her. The house where I live now, built in 1978, makes a lot of noise: it groans, creaks, and knocks as it expands here and contracts there with the weather and vagaries of the heating system. I’m accustomed to the sounds, but overnight guests often comment on them in the morning and say they thought I was walking around the house all night. (I don’t walk around the house all night.) “Don’t worry,” I tell them. “That’s just the troll who lives in the basement.” That doesn’t always evoke a smile, and more than once I’ve been given an alternative spectral explanation in response. The people who have said this to me so far without exception have been sane in a general way. They just believe in ghosts.

It is surprising (to skeptics at least) just how many modern folk do believe in them. According to a CBS News poll 48% of Americans believe in ghosts. A Huffington Post survey had similar results with 45% believing, 32% disbelieving, and 23% unsure. Counterintuitively, belief in ghosts rises with education. In a 2006 study by Bryan Farha at Oklahoma City University and Gary Steward Jr. of the University of Central Oklahoma (reported in the Skeptical Inquirer) education level was shown to be positively correlated with belief in the paranormal including ghosts. 23% of college freshman believed in the general gamut of the paranormal including astrology, clairvoyance, and ghosts (40% believed in haunted houses specifically, with 25% unsure), while 31% of seniors did, and 34% of graduate students did. The numbers are higher when you narrow the questions to ghosts alone. One might think that most of these students were not science-oriented in their studies, but science literacy seems to make little difference. A 2012 study (see Science Education is No Guarantee of Skepticism by Richard Walker, Steven J. Hoekstra, and Rodney J. Vogl) showed that the level of science education among undergraduate college students had a negligible impact on belief:

“We were interested in whether science test scores were correlated with paranormal beliefs. For each sample, we correlated the participant’s test score with their average belief score. Across all three samples, the correlation between test scores and beliefs was non-significant (CBU r(65)=-.136, p>.05; KWU r(69)=.107, p>.05; WSSU r(70)=.031, p>.05). In other words, there was no relationship between the level of science knowledge and skepticism regarding paranormal claims.”

The opinions of many of my fellow humans in this matter (as in so many others) baffle me as mine necessarily must baffle them. “You’re not open-minded,” is a charge I’ve heard from believers including personal friends. Perhaps not, though I like to think that if a long-haired specter like the one seen in my old building strikes up a conversation with me, I would be open to a change of view. Few of us are entirely rational in our beliefs, much as we like to pat ourselves on the back for being so. We believe and disbelieve what we must, mostly for reasons beyond evidence and logic. Why do so many people believe in ghosts? Christopher French, a psychology professor at the University of London, says (quoted in The Atlantic), “There is also the emotional motivation for these beliefs. The vast majority of us don’t like the idea of our own mortality. Even though we find the idea of ghosts and spirits scary, in a wider context, they provide evidence for the survival of the soul.”

There are some other advantages, I imagine, to being a believer this time of year. A movie such as Poltergeist must be a lot scarier. I watch flicks of that nature the way I do ones about Middle Earth: entertaining in its own way, but not remotely connected the real world. Haunted houses must be more fun to visit, too. (I like the one in Disneyland, though.) All, the same, I’ll stick with fearing threats from the living rather than from beyond the grave. If in the end it turns out I’m wrong, though, I’ll come back as a ghost to join the troll creeping around this house at night. Scaring overnight visitors sounds like fun.


White Stripes – Little Ghost

Monday, October 8, 2018

October Fangs


The following comments were not pre-planned for October, but by chance they are seasonally appropriate. A couple months ago after finishing Matt Haig’s scifi novel The Humans (see my August 6 review) I opened his earlier book The Radleys. The Radleys are a middle class suburban family who are Abstainers – not from alcohol but from blood. They are vampires, you see. I finished the book in a few days, but decided to pair a review with one of a TV series with similar night creatures. The critically well-regarded series Angel will be 20 years old in 2019. Somehow during all those years I ignored it thoroughly, but, in the way that one thought leads to another, The Radleys brought it to mind and prompted a belated look. The series lasted 5 seasons, and there are limits to my binge watching tendencies, so only now am I done with it.

First, The Radleys. I know what you’re thinking. Actually, I don’t but I can guess: “Not another book about vampires. You know it’s been done.” Yes it has, but this is worth a read anyway. Haig’s vampires crave blood the way an addict craves a drug, but they don’t actually need it. They lose all their special abilities (including supernormal longevity) if they abstain, but some do anyway for ethical reasons. There is an Abstainer’s Handbook that reads like a 12-step program. Abstainers can live more or less normal lives and even go out in daytime if they wear enough sunblock.

Peter and Helen Radley left the London nightlife behind in order to raise a family. They are Abstainers residing in the Yorkshire village of Bishopthorpe on Orchard Lane. They raise no suspicions from the neighbors of being anything other than a bit quirky. Their teen children Rowan and Clara are vampires, too, but they don’t know it. In fact they don’t know anything about the family vampirism; they have been told that their photosensitivity is an inherited medical condition, as in a sense it is. Peter and Helen maintain this prevarication even as Clara makes herself sick with a vegan diet that is unhealthy to vampiric metabolism. When a drunk boy gets pushy with Clara during her walk back from a party, however, her fangs come out for the first time. Instinct takes over. She kills the boy, drains his blood, and is physically and mentally transformed. The lives of the whole family are upended by Clara’s act of homicide, by the subsequent family revelations, and by the sudden risk of exposure. Peter Radley calls on his emphatically non-abstaining brother Will to help with the family crisis, apparently unaware that Will and Helen share a secret about Rowan. Will, however, attracts the interest of authorities and of a vigilante.

The Radleys’ embattled vampiric drives are described not just in the terms of addiction but (not coincidentally) much in the same way Freud describes the animal drives we all have and repress in order to be civilized. (See Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud.) We do this with varying degrees of success, and if we are too successful we make ourselves sick, as did the Radleys for so many years. The adult Radleys encounter crises, choices, and betrayals of a sort that are largely ordinary, if one allows for the vampire element, and these things get their due satiric treatment. The true focus of the novel, though, is the struggle faced by Rowan and Clara with adolescence, told through the metaphor of vampirism. Their young lives are enhanced by discovering and accepting what they are, but at the same time this poses dangers. It is one thing to know oneself and another fully to act out all one's desires. Part of growing up, they learn, is “knowing which secrets need keeping.”

Haig has written a funny and clever book. Thumbs Up.

Next up: Angel (1999-2004), created by Joss Whedon and David Greenwalt, stars David Boreanaz, the fellow from Bones and Seal Team. Boreanaz’ first big break came in 1997 when he was cast as the 240-year-old vampire Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003). Angel, unlike other vampires, has a soul due to a curse by Gypsies back in 1898. A “soul” in Whedon terms is a moral compass, so Angel is as capable of regret and self-recrimination as normal people. (Normal vampires are guilt-free sociopaths.) Accordingly, he chooses not to hunt people for dinner anymore, which on the whole makes him a better date for Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) than otherwise would be the case. In the final episode of Buffy Season 3 in 1999, Angel leaves Buffy and Sunnydale for Los Angeles – and for his own spin-off TV show Angel.

It is not necessary to be a fan of Buffy to watch Angel, but it helps. Buffy fans already understand the backstories of several characters. Cordelia and Wesley, characters in the first three seasons of Buffy, are regulars on Angel, and there are appearances (some in flashbacks, some in crossover episodes) by other Buffy characters including Darla, Drusilla, Spike, Buffy, Faith, and Willow. Though the two shows take place in the same Buffyverse, there are differences in how the para-world is presented in each. In Sunnydale only a handful of people are aware that vampires, werewolves, demons, and the like are real; Buffy and her small circle of allies therefore are pretty much on their own in combatting them. In Los Angeles the demons are much more in the open and a sizeable minority of people are aware of them and interact with them regularly. (There is a cheap shot at L.A. in there somewhere.) Angel, Cordelia, and Wesley operate a detective agency specializing in cases where those paranormal interactions with humans go bad. Whereas Buffy is a show that metaphorically is about growing up, Angel is about the ongoing trials of life once you’ve done that. What if you never watched an episode of Buffy? You’ll miss “in” references, but the show still works on its own; only rarely (as in the season 1 “Five by Five” episode when Faith comes to town) would an absence of familiarity with Buffy make a character somewhat puzzling.

Joss Whedon likes to genre-bend and genre-blend. Angel is a film-noir/horror/comedy. It’s actually not the first such mix in a TV series: Kolchak: The Night Stalker back in the 1970s had just this combination. What Kolchak didn’t have was character evolution, multi-episode story arcs, and meaningful themes. (Kolchak had more of a “monster of the week” format.) Joss Whedon just can’t help waxing philosophical even at his silliest, and his taste for existentialism informs Angel as it does Buffy. The show is better for it. There also are thoughts about corporatism and how it affects private ethics in the evil law firm (the reader can decide if that is redundant) Wolfram and Hart. The show can be sentimental, gruesome, and funny at the same time. Its characters range from baldly credible to colorfully fanciful – including a demon who owns a karaoke bar. The result isn’t Buffy, but it’s not bad. Yet another Thumbs Up.

Vampires persist in the lore of our popular culture and don’t seem to be going away anytime soon. The prevailing explanation is that they allow us to express our hidden impulses through them. The sexual aspects of vampires have been understood from the beginning – bisexual, one might note, since they are open-minded about their victims. In much of the 19th and 20th centuries guilt over fantasies that were at variance with traditional morality could be lessened by employing fictional creatures to explore them. In the 21st century guilt about violating PC morality (just as puritanical in its own way) can be assuaged in the same manner. In a broader sense, we can see vampires and other monstrous creatures as our own dark sides. Carl Jung talked about the shadow: the part of the personality that is wild, dark, and savage. Jung believed that only by acknowledging and coming to terms with one’s shadow – rather than just denying its existence or projecting it on to others – can one truly be healthy. The Radleys and Angel manage to do it in fiction. Perhaps they can help us do it for real.


Stevie Lange – Remember

Monday, October 1, 2018

Centenary Shadows


World War One has received (in this country anyway) surprisingly little retrospective coverage in publications over the past four years given all the 100th anniversaries of key events that have followed one after another since 28 June 2014, the anniversary of that fateful shot in Sarajevo. It pales in comparison to the coverage (which I’m old enough to remember) of the 100th anniversaries of Gettysburg and Appomattox. Nonetheless, the major catastrophes of the 20th century were grounded in 1914 and even in the 21st century we continue to live with much of the war’s consequences including in (but not limited to) the Middle East. I imagine we will hear much more come 11 November, the anniversary of the 1918 armistice, but meantime I occasionally opt to get a jump on the crowd by revisiting a relevant book or DVD from one of my shelves when something reminds me of it. There were two such revisits in the past week.

The first was Hotel Imperial (1927), a war film of sorts that was well regarded by most critics at the time and still receives generally good marks today. The movie was directed by Mauritz Stiller and stars Pola Negri, Rudolph Valentino’s squeeze who made a notorious spectacle at his 1926 funeral. Hotel Imperial is curious in that, despite being an American production, it comes off as a propaganda film for Austria-Hungary, a country that didn’t exist in 1927. Part of the explanation is that it did exist in 1917 when Hungarian author Lajos Bíró wrote the original play. Another part is that by the mid-1920s animosity in the US toward the former Central Powers had all but vanished. It is easier to be generous in this way when one is on the winning side. (Vietnam, one may note, is fairly friendly toward US these days.) It had become possible by then to see the perspective of the other side. This was demonstrated even more clearly three years later in All Quiet on the Western Front (1930), the superb Hollywood adaptation of Erich Maria Remarque's novel. A third and less obvious part of the explanation at this distance from 1927 is public opinion about the war in the ‘20s. The hysterical jingoism of the war years had given way to a widespread sour conviction that the whole thing had been a colossal mistake, as in fact it was. I’ll return to this last point in a moment.

Anna rescues Almasy again
Plot (some *spoilers*): Austro-Hungarian cavalry officer Paul Almasy (James Hall) is caught behind enemy lines and takes refuge in the Hotel Imperial when Russian forces capture the town. The patriotic Austrian chambermaid Anna (Pola Negri) risks her life by disguising Almasy as a hotel waiter; civilians in occupied areas could be (and were) shot for doing such things. General Juschkiewitsch, the commanding officer of the Russians occupying the town, makes the hotel his headquarters. The aging, obnoxious, and rather corpulent Juschkiewitsch takes a very pushy interest in Anna, stopping just short of force. Anna fends him off even as he plies her with gifts. When Almasy can’t produce his identification papers, however, Anna gets the general to overlook the matter of the “lost” papers by being more…well…friendly. Attractions and jealousies among the hotel staff pose an ongoing risk of exposing Almasy’s disguise as a waiter. A Russian spy comes back through the lines with critical information on Austrian artillery dispositions, but Almasy kills him before he can deliver it to Juschkiewitsch. As the Russians investigate the killing, Anna once again risks her life by giving Almasy an alibi of a nature that enrages Juschkiewitsch, though at least he is not enough of a villain to shoot them over it. Almasy leaves the hotel at night in an attempt to reach Austrian lines with his knowledge about Russian plans. (Juschkiewitsch had been very indiscreet in front of the servant staff.) An Austrian advance, with Almasy back with the cavalry, soon recaptures the town and the hotel. There is a hero’s recognition for Anna – also a romance with Almasy despite he being an aristocrat and she a chambermaid.

There is an unspoken subtext more obvious in 1927 than today: all this patriotic heroism and violence was totally pointless. A couple years after the time frame of the story Austria-Hungary lost the war and broke into pieces. The Russians arguably fared even worse. What was it all for? Even the romance has an unpleasant element of condescension to it. This makes it a worse love story but a better movie.

The second revisit was motivated by a discussion with a friend about (of all things) the 2017 Wonder Woman movie. I commented that the movie keeps many elements from the original 1941-42 comics including the underlying conflict with Ares (yes, that Ares) but reset in time to World War One. The reset presumably was because morally it was a far more ambiguous conflict than the second war, which works better for the tone of the script. However, I added rather snarkily (hey, we all have flaws), that Wonder Woman’s suspicion in the movie that Ludendorff was Ares in disguise was pretty silly: “I’ve read Ludendorff’s memoirs,” I said. “He was a brilliant tactician, a dubious strategist, and an arrogant ass, but he was not Ares.” In truth, though, it was about four decades since I’d read those memoirs. They were still on my shelf, so a revisit seemed in order to see if my opinion would withstand a second look. Short version: it does.

Ludendorff’s Own Story, August 1914 - November 1918 [Meine Kriegserinnerungen, 1914–1918] by Erich von Ludendorff was first published in 1919 when conditions in Germany were chaotic in the aftermath of war. Ludendorff, of course, had been Hindenburg’s right hand man and by the end of the war was operationally in charge of the military effort.

One expects memoirs of this kind to contain spin and self-justification, and those expectations are met here, but it is still an invaluable record of the war from the viewpoint of highest level of the German military. I wouldn’t recommend this as a general history of the war, but if you already have some familiarity with the wider ranging events of the era, the book makes fascinating reading. One surprising aspect of the account is the sense of desperation it reveals, despite the General Staff’s public bluster, from the moment the Schlieffen Plan started to go wrong in 1914, which was almost at once, until the last days of the conflict. It helps explain some of the seemingly reckless gambles including Ludendorff’s final 1918 offensives in the West.

Ludendorff’s bitter invective at the final defeat is directed less at the Allies – he expected no quarter from opposing foreign governments – than at his fellow countrymen whose politics, he believed, prevented a chance at respectable peace terms: “They and the soldiers’ councils worked with zeal, determination, and purpose to destroy everything military… The destruction of the German power, achieved by these Germans, was the most tragic crime the world has witnessed.” This was a widely shared belief that would lead to horrific consequences unforeseen in 1919.

This level of greater bitterness towards one’s fellow citizens than towards foreign enemies is not uncommon: we have some hint of it in our own country in our own day even without having lost a major war. Mostly it is still manifested just as verbal rudeness, and one may hope it remains no more than that. When actual civil wars finally break out they are particularly brutal, which is what makes the escalation of civil strife something to avoid. Thucydides wrote more than 2400 years ago about the outbreak of civil war in Corcyra in 427 BCE between oligarchic and democratic partisans: “The Corcyrans continued to massacre those of their own citizens whom they considered to be their enemies... There was death in every shape and form. And, as usually happens in such situations, people went to every extreme and beyond it…ability to understand a question from all sides meant that one was totally unfitted for action.” We aren’t there yet, but I doubt human nature has improved since 427 – or 1919.

I’ve posted the video below before when discussing the First World War, but it’s poignant enough to repeat. It was written by Irving Berlin in 1914 and recorded by Henry Burr that same year, but I’ll use the 1968 Tiny Tim rendition in part for sound clarity and in part for nostalgia – I first heard it sung by Tiny Tim.


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