Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Word Therapy


I’ve been fortunate in life in so many ways – so far, as one must always qualify. While I’m well aware that good health is always at risk of vanishing without notice, mine to date has been generally robust despite a family history that stacks the odds against it. (I am the last of my immediate family still standing, as I have been for nearly two decades.) Whatever health issues have arisen have been my own fault, e.g. caps for teeth (floss more!) or, just last week for the first time ever, a touch of gout in the right foot (eat better!) that cleared up in a few days. Another piece of pure luck (I obviously had nothing to do with it) is having grown up in a caring and supportive family. There were no psychically destructive childhood horrors to overcome later in life beyond the inescapable ones faced even by the Beaver and his brother Wally. I managed to take some very wrong turns as an adult anyway (the consequences of my choices have not been as charmed as those of French Stewart in the 3rd Rock clip below), but like the health issues they have been entirely my fault – and temporary.

There is a curious downside to a wholesome upbringing and minimal trauma beyond the inescapable ones. (We all lose people along the way.) Creativity thrives on bad experiences. To be sure, a Beaver-esque soul can self-motivate to create anyway and to seek out experiences. Hemingway had nice parents and a comfortable upper-middleclass childhood yet did pretty well as a writer for example. (For all his towering reputation, Hemingway wrote plenty of absolute garbage by the way, but when he was good he was excellent.) Yet trauma when it doesn’t crush completely (as it too often does) can drive people to create and produce in a way that prosperity struggles to match. I remember a decade ago in the cinema watching the movie The Runaways based on Cherie Currie’s autobiography Neon Angel. Despite (or because of) a dreadful home life, Currie became the band’s lead singer at age 15. A friend with whom I was watching the film commented, “You know, our families were just way too functional.”

“Yes,” I agreed. “It ruined our careers,”

We were joking, of course, but not entirely. In truth, my most productive period for fiction including my one full-length novel was in the few years following the worst years of my life. (Years, once again, for which I blame only my own choices.) Words flowed more easily onto pages than they had before or have since.

These somewhat rambling thoughts came to mind after reading Becoming Superman: My Journey from Poverty to Hollywood with Stops along the Way at Murder, Mayhem, Movie Stars, Cults, Slums, Sociopaths, and War Crimes, an autobiography by J. Michael Straczynski. Outside of scifi fan circles Straczynski is not a household name, but the work of this prolific novelist, journalist, comic book writer (for both Marvel and DC), TV animation scriptwriter, live-action TV scriptwriter (Babylon 5 was his personal creation), and screenwriter (Changeling, Thor, World War Z, et al) is almost impossible to avoid. By “becoming Superman,” Straczynski does not mean attaining “powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.” He means the adoption of a moral code and personal outlook attainable by anyone.

To call Straczynski’s childhood impoverished and hellish would be to make it sound far too pleasant. Straczynski describes his father as a hard-drinking literal Nazi (he kept the WW2-vintage uniform in the closet) con man who kidnapped his mother from a brothel in Seattle and then beat her and their children mercilessly over the course of their lives together. The physical abuse was matched by shockingly mean-spirited and manipulative verbal kinds. His mother, he tells us, had mental issues and tried to kill him as a boy at least twice: once by smothering him and once by pushing him off a roof. He was caught by wires when falling from the roof, preventing him from splatting on the concrete. They were not June and Ward Cleaver. Straczynski retreated into comic books, identifying especially with Superman’s quest to fit into a world in which he didn’t really belong. It would have been easy enough to be crushed by a family background like this but Straczynski saw his path out his mess when, yet a young teen, he realized he didn’t have to be like his father. He could choose to be different: “The most important aspect to negate was my family’s sense of victimization… They believed that since they had been mistreated, they were entitled to do the same to others without being questioned or criticized.” Refusing to be defined by his abusive family “would allow me to decide what I wanted to do with my life” and the kind of person he wanted to be. Straczynski doesn’t make light of the physical, social, and psychological obstacles to be overcome with this kind of starting point, but in existentialist fashion stresses the ultimate power of choice.

Writing became Straczynski’s therapy, as it is for so many authors. In one of those odd twists that sometimes happen in life, Straczynski was tagged by DC back in 2010 to write three Superman graphic novels. The character still resonates with him: “Being kind, making hard decisions, standing up for what’s right, pointing toward hope and truth, and embracing the power of persistence…” He tells us we all can do that if we choose. “We just have to be willing to choose. That’s it. That’s the secret.”

Straczynski’s awful life experiences are an endless resource that gives depth and breadth to his stories. Nonetheless, as much as I admire good writers, I wouldn’t trade my far more comfy upbringing for any Hugo Award. If that ranks ease and peace of mind over art, so be it.


French Stewart’s rendition of Randy Newman’s Life Has Been Good to Me

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Seeing Red


An unwelcome visitor lay on my lawn this morning: a red leaf. Summer lasts officially until the equinox (September 23 this year) and unofficially (in the US) until Labor Day (September 2 this year). Either way August is solidly summer, the temperature today outside my door is a tad over 80 (that’s 27 by the scale everyone else in the world uses), and red leaves have no place on my lawn. Yet, 18-year-olds already have left for their overpriced colleges while Halloween candy is already appearing on supermarket shelves. The Fall Field Crickets (which look and sound the same as Spring Field Crickets but are different species nonetheless) are chirping loudly. The sun spends less time in the sky each day.

Incidentally, it is a curiosity that red leaves, whether they arrive too early or on time, are more common in the northern states of the US and in Canada than in northern Europe despite similar climates. The natural breakdown of chlorophyll at the end of summer is enough to change leaf hues to yellow or orange (colors that dominate in Europe in the autumn), but turning a leaf red requires the active synthesizing of anthocyanins. Why would a plant bother making the extra effort? One suggestion (by Yev-Ladun, S. and J.K. Holopainen in New Phytologist 2009) is that there is a different mix of aphids and other pests on each continent due to their different geological and evolutionary histories. Red warns off more of the particular pests in North America in the same way that bright colors on insects, amphibians, and reptiles often warn predators that they are poisonous. It’s an evolutionary adaptation.

As that may be, I’m not ready yet to see those reds. Some people talk to their plants. (Do they find it harder to be vegetarians?) Perhaps I should give my trees a stern talk on the need to stay green at least until September 23. I doubt it would help but I suppose it wouldn’t hurt either.

Another harbinger of autumn is relatively recent – in fact, it’s the reverse of when I was a schoolboy. Kids reappear. Back in the ancient days of my youth unattended school-age kids were everywhere during the summer vacation months: on bicycles, in yards, in the shopping center, in the parks, on sidewalks…everywhere. I was one of them. Nowadays they vanish for the summer. They have to be somewhere. I suppose they are either inside or at organized activities (on soccer fields, for instance) that as a non-parent I simply don’t see. In early September, however, they appear at the curbside in the mornings waiting for school buses and again in the afternoons when they return. On my neighborhood cul-de-sac street there appear to be about 30. In August, however, they are nowhere to be seen. For much the same reasons, I’m in no more hurry to see them at the curbside than red leaves in trees.

So, I’ll laze in late summer while I can. (There is a metaphor about stage of life in there somewhere.) The jack-o-lanterns can wait.



The Orwells – Last Days in August

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Gone West


Every war is horrific. That’s part of the definition. The cost is calculated first and foremost by the casualties. Yet that is not the sole cost – primary, but never sole. Societies are affected very differently by different conflicts: thriving after some (e.g. the US after WW2) and sickening after others (e.g. the Weimar Republic after WW1). Nor is there always an obvious correlation between the affect (yes, the spelling with an “a” is intended) and the size of the conflict or its battlefield outcome. Italy was on the winning side of WW1, for example, but had a bad aftermath. The Vietnam War was deeply unwholesome in its affects and effects in the United States in a way that Korea, for example, was not. The US was not so very different a place in 1953 than in 1950. The US was a vastly different place in 1973 (for that matter by 1968) than in 1965, and the war had much to do with it. Vietnam broke something in the American body politic and the US never really recovered from it – the military did but not the US as a whole. The deep divisions which ail us so much today have their roots in the era: among them wholesale (all too often justified) distrust both of officialdom and the press (the “credibility gap”) and a polarization of the public that led to more extremism and violence than we tend to remember.

It is anyone’s guess what would have followed had the Johnson Administration opted not to introduce large ground force units into Vietnam – or opted not intervene further at all. (It should be remembered that JFK already had upped the number of “advisers” there by 16,000 in 1963 and their numbers climbed to 23,000 by 1965, but they weren’t officially combat troops and Johnson could have ordered them withdrawn without overmuch fanfare.) What if the war went ahead but had gone differently? We only can speculate, but Lewis Sorley makes the case that it could have gone very differently with a single change at the top in his book Westmoreland: The General Who Lost Vietnam.

Whenever I see a title like that about some military figure I check the author’s credentials before checking out the book. If it contains the judgments of a purely armchair strategist…well… consider the source. It’s hard to find credentials much better than Sorley’s however. A West Point graduate with a PhD from Johns Hopkins, he led the 1st Tank Battalion, 69th Armor, US Army in Vietnam in 1966 and 1967. He retired from the army as a Lt. Colonel in 1975 but then moved on to the CIA as Chief of the Policy and Plans Division. He is also a well-regarded historian. That’s plenty of credibility, but for an alternate view I nonetheless paired Sorley’s book with a re-read of General William Westmoreland’s A Soldier Reports, a memoir I first read more than 40 years ago.

Prior to his time in Vietnam Westmoreland had a solid and soldierly military record. He graduated in the middle of his class at West Point, led the 34th Field Artillery Battalion in Tunisia and Sicily in 1943, and commanded the 187th Airborne in Korea in 1952. At the end of his time in Korea he was promoted to Brigadier and sent to the Pentagon where he worked as a staff officer on everything from personnel to budget matters. He was fully capable in those roles and accordingly added stars. His competence won him the confidence of his superiors, particularly General Taylor and General Wheeler who in 1964 tagged him for Commander MACV (Military Assistance Command Vietnam) in overall charge of US operations there.

Yet, his previous experience in war zones was, though high level, subordinate; one gets the feeling that he was excellent at being second in command. Nothing in his career indicated imaginative or flexible thinking in tactical or strategic matters. This alarmed some of his fellow officers when they heard of his selection. Brigadier General Amos Jordan actually went directly to Secretary of the Army Cyrus Vance to thwart the appointment, saying that “it would be a grave mistake to appoint him. He is spit and polish two up and one back. This is a counterinsurgency and he would have no idea how to deal with it.” Vance heard Jordan out, but told him the appointment had been made. Also concerned was Major General Yarborough commanding the US Army Special Warfare Center at Fort Bragg. Yarborough sent Westmoreland an unsolicited 8-page letter arguing against conventional warfare using American troops: “Under no circumstances that I can foresee should US strategy be twisted into a ‘requirement’ for placing US combat divisions into the Vietnamese conflict…The key to the beginning of the solution to Viet-Nam’s travail lies in a rising scale of population and resource control.”

Westmoreland disagreed. He opted for a conventional big unit strategy using American and allied troops to seek out and engage enemy formations, leaving the more difficult task of territorial control to the ill-equipped ARVN (Army of the Republic of Vietnam). The Johnson Administration accepted his recommendations and kept delivering on his repeated requests for more troops until finally denying the last one for 206,000 more in 1968, at which time 525,000 already were in country. In his own memoirs Westmoreland complains, “In lamenting what came to be known, however erroneously, as ‘the big-unit war,’ critics presumably saw some alternative…Yet to my knowledge no one ever advanced a viable alternative that conformed to the American policy of confining the war within South Vietnam.” But they did. General Abrams, who really was an imaginative thinker, had different ideas, though by the time he succeeded Westmoreland, he was prevented from starting from scratch by the need to unwind and rework the force structure already in place amid “Vietnamization” and by vanishing support for the war at home. During Westmoreland’s tenure an attrition war inflicted huge losses on the enemy, but they were losses they were prepared to accept and replace. The effect has been described as fighting the birthrate of North Vietnam. Americans, on the other hand, were not prepared to accept steady losses just because they were fewer.

The alternative always had been properly equipping and supporting ARVN to defend its own country. Ironically the large scale introduction of US troops prevented this for years since naturally US troops had first call on those supplies. To take one example, the Vietcong with their AK47s consistently outgunned the ARVN, who used WW2 vintage M1 rifles. (Quite aside from its lesser firepower, the M1 is an 11.6 pound [5.3kg] weapon more than 3.5 feet [1100mm] long; the average ARVN soldier was 5 feet [151cm] and 90 pounds [41kg]). Not until 1969 were M16s supplied to the South Vietnamese in large numbers. The two books take very different perspectives on Tet and Khe Sahn, both of which were serious tactical defeats for the VC and North Vietnamese but which succeeded in further turning American public opinion against the conflict.

Both books conclude that the war could have ended far differently. “Sadly, it could have been otherwise,” said Westmoreland in his memoirs, but “otherwise” meant having followed through on progress he firmly believed to have been made by 1968, which sounds a lot like more of the same. Sorley laments the “waste” of 5 years prior when public support for helping South Vietnam was robust and an alternative strategy had a chance. Perhaps he is right that with a different commander during those years there wouldn’t be that wall in DC today, and, less importantly but still notably, we might be a less broken polity.


Country Joe and the Fish - I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Dusty Shelves Revisited, Part 2


My DVD re-watch/discard project (see July 25 blogpost) for thinning out my DVD library continues. This time the thin-out portion of it was more successful. Once again, the plan was to pick a disc randomly from each shelf (out of a total of 16 shelves) with the intention of rating each pick as 1) re-watch and keep, 2) re-watch and discard, or 3) discard at once. Last time I re-watched and kept every one of the picks from the first 8 shelves. The results from shelves 9-16 are below. I modified the plan slightly when my first pick was a “discard at once.” When that happened I picked again from the same shelf until I found one I was willing to re-watch. No shelf required more than two picks. It has not escaped my attention that it was easier to find “discards” among the films made since 1980 than among those of older vintage. That 6 of the 8 re-watches had murder central to the plot is a coincidence; that’s a much higher proportion than in the shelf contents in toto.


Angel (1984). Unapologetic trash. (The movie has no connection whatsoever to the TV series Angel.) A 15-y.o. prep school girl moonlights as a hooker and befriends the oddball street people on Hollywood Blvd. A psycho killer is prowling the streets and killing prostitutes. After the murder of a friend at his hands, Angel grabs her landlady’s gun and goes after the killer herself. I previously had deemed this un-shelfworthy but through sheer neglect didn’t remove it. Though undeniably it has guilty pleasure elements, it’s still a Discard.

**** ****
Psychos in Love (1987): Two psycho-killers find each other in this cult movie filmed for $75,000. Not only do both love to kill but they discover that they both detest grapes. True love ensues. This is definitely not for everyone, but if your silly streak extends far enough into the dark side, you might chuckle at this. A close call, but a Discard.

**** ****
The Doom Generation (1995): In the 90s there was a bumper crop of mainstream ultraviolent films: Goodfellas, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, and more. Most of them were not just gore-fests but had something to say. I suspect director Gregg Araki found what they had to say pretentious. His very Gen-X film The Doom Generation is simply nihilistic. The meaning of its violence is that it is without meaning. The three main characters (two young men and a young woman) are fazed very little by the brutality they encounter. As for their personal affections, none takes sex seriously enough to demonstrate a twinge of jealousy in their intimate bisexual triangle. Their lives are hell – whenever they buy something the price is $6.66 – but they don’t seem to care. Johnathon Schaech (Xavier Red) and James Duval (Jordan White) play their roles well enough but Rose McGowan (Amy Blue) steals every scene. (Yes, the nominal color scheme is a bit heavy-handed.) I’d recommend this movie only to those with a particular kind of off-beat world view and a tolerance for graphic cinematic violence. Another close call, but Keep.

**** ****
House of 1000 Corpses (2003): Discard at once without rewatch. This Rob Zombie film is not bad for its type, but I don’t care much for its type.

**** ****
He Was a Quiet Man (2007): The title comes from the comments we hear all too often from neighbors and co-workers about some multiple murderer. You know them: “He was a quiet man…Very polite… He seemed so nice… He always said ‘good morning’ to me... He was a loner.” Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) is an office worker with a dreary job and horrible co-workers. He is schizophrenic and has two-way conversations with his goldfish. Day after day he loads and unloads his gun at his cubicle, trying to work up the temerity to kill all his co-workers except for one named Venessa who has a nice smile. On a day full of particularly degrading treatment, he seems ready finally to do it, but he drops a bullet while loading his gun. As he reaches down for it, shots ring out and bodies drop to the floor: another worker has gone postal first. Venessa is among the victims but is still alive. Bob kills the shooter before he can finish off Venessa. Instead of being a villain as he intended, Bob is a hero due purely to timing and butterfingers. He visits Venessa in the hospital and finds that she has been left quadriplegic. She asks him to end her life. Bob has to decide how to handle her request. This is not a bad movie, but I don’t think I’ll ever want to watch it again. So, Discard.

**** ****
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008): There is a type of raunchy broad comedy that doesn’t really appeal to me. The reason has nothing to do with high standards, which I don’t profess to have. I object neither to graphic sex nor low humor in film or anywhere else. There is just a peculiar blend of the two that leaves me waiting impatiently for a scene to end while much of the audience around me guffaws loudly: for example, the scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall in which couples in neighboring hotel rooms try to outdo each other in noisy sex in order to make each other jealous. I’m not in the least offended by it. It just doesn’t make me laugh.

Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell) is a TV sitcom star who dumps her boyfriend Peter (Jason Segel), the music composer for the TV show. The depressed Peter tries to get over Sarah with a series of one-night stands. These don’t help, so he vacations in Hawaii to clear his head. In a coincidence of the kind that happens in movies and nowhere else, Sarah books into the same hotel with her new boyfriend, pop singer Aldous Snow (Russell Brand). The hotel clerk Rachel (Mila Kunis) feels sorry for Peter and tries to help.

By the standards of its genre the movie is pretty good even though Peter is not nearly as sympathetic a character as he is intended to be. It’s just not my kind of movie. Discard.

**** ****
Killers (2010) with Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl. Discard at once without rewatch. Uninteresting and unexciting spy/comedy movie.

**** ****

Home Sweet Hell (2015): This is another Katherine Heigl vehicle. I like Heigl as an actress, but her films since 2000 (even though a few were commercially successful) have ranged from mediocre to dreadful. Home Sweet Hell is mediocre. In this self-styled comedy Mona (Heigl) has specific goals that she pastes in a scrapbook. She schedules everything including sex (six times per year) with her husband Don. Don cheats with a young woman named Dusty (Jordana Brewster) who then blackmails him. Don decides the least bad option is to come clean with Mona. Mona coolly decides to kill Dusty so she and Don can stay on track toward her goals. Are you feeling the humor yet? Me neither. Discard.

**** ****

Nerve (2016): Discard at once without rewatch. It’s about a hardcore online version of Truth or Dare. OK, but not worth a re-watch.

**** ****
How to Be Single (2016) Some *Spoilers* follow. There are several overlapping plots, but the central story is that of Alice (Dakota Johnson) who feels she never has experienced being truly single. She always has been in some relationship. So, she tells her boyfriend Josh they should take a break from each other. That way, if they do end up back together, they won’t blame each other for having missed out on life. Alice moves to Manhattan where her sister Meg is a single-by-choice OB/GYN. Alice meets Robin (Rebel Wilson) at the law firm where she gets a job as a paralegal. It doesn’t take much freewheeling casual sex for Alice to decide the experiment is over; she contacts Josh to resume their relationship but discovers he has moved on and plans to marry someone else. There are side plots with other young women. Tying the plots together is Tom the bartender who offers string-free sex and bartender-style philosophy. Alice’s epiphany (the reason for the spoiler alert) comes when she realizes that she has not been learning how to be single because she has kept trying to become part of a couple. The final scene has Alice watching and savoring the sunrise alone in the Grand Canyon, something one can do at a whim when single, but far less spontaneously when not. Being truly single can be a pretty cool thing at any time, but especially in one’s 20s. Close call, but Keep.

**** ****
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) Discard at once without rewatch. Snooze.

**** ****

Ingrid Goes West (2017) The smartphone co-stars in the film with Aubrey Plaza. Ingrid (Aubrey) is a mentally troubled young woman with a horrible self-image and difficulties making real friendships. Retreating to her phone, she becomes a follower of Instagram star Taylor Sloan (Elizabeth Olsen) who posts about her fabulous California lifestyle of sun, fun, fashion, and joy. When Ingrid inherits money from her mom, she uses it to move west and become part of Taylor’s life, which she does by secretly stealing her dog and then returning the “found” animal. Ingrid values her own life entirely by the likes and shares on her own Instagram account and by her inclusion in Taylor’s social media. The consequences are bleak and credible. A timely movie: Keep.

**** ****

Well, that’s a better result than last time: 9 discards. The project started to seem like work rather than whimsy however. I’ll take a breather before considering starting at the top shelf again for a Dusty Shelves Revisited, Part 3.

Cake - End of the Movie

Thursday, August 1, 2019

No Good Read Goes Unrewarded


The DVD project I mentioned a couple blogs ago is still in progress, but doesn’t fill every quiet moment, especially in bed at night waiting for sleep to show up. An old fashioned book in hand still is preferable then. Four recent reads:

Seriously Curious is a collection of essays from The Economist expanding on numerous facts and factoids. A few examples of topics: How to measure the black market for cigarettes, why board games are so popular in Nigeria, why there is a French argument over a new punctuation mark, and why Swedes overpay their taxes. (The reason for the last one is negative interest rates in Sweden, so it makes sense to overpay and get the overpayment back later as a refund: in effect, a charge-free deposit.) The book is good for the occasional distraction when there isn’t time to invest in something more demanding.

**** ****

Washington in New York, written by a local historian who was kind enough to autograph a copy for me, covers the busy first 1½ years (1789-90) of Washington’s Administration when New York was the capital. (It had been the capital under the Articles of Confederation since 1785.) As part of a compromise over Hamilton’s financial plan, at the end of 1790 the capital was shifted temporarily to Philadelphia and then permanently to its current site on the Potomac. I’ve read quite a lot of history of the Early Republic, but I usually learn something new (or relearn something long since forgotten) from every competent author who turns a hand to it, and that is the case here, too. For example, Nisley notes the oft-overlooked importance of French economic policy-maker Jacques Necker to Alexander Hamilton who was deeply influenced by Necker’s memoirs. Regarding a less weighty matter, I once knew but had forgotten (I had one of those “oh, yeah” moments) that Thanksgiving, which is such a major holiday in the US today, was first declared a national holiday by George Washington, though initially as a one-off event. It was re-declared intermittently until Lincoln established it as an annual holiday. The New York era was notable not only for what Congress and the President accomplished but for what they failed to accomplish: to end slavery or at least chart a path toward the end. Those interested in these key years of the Republic should enjoy the book

**** ****

I posted about roboticist Daniel Wilson's clever tongue-in-cheek How to Survive a Robot Uprising a while back. Much of his advice was put to use in his subsequent novel Robopocalypse. The upcoming robot uprising is well-trodden ground in scifi. It was the plot of R.U.R. (1920) by Karel ńĆapek, who put the word “robot” in the dictionary in the first place. That is OK. It is, after all, the rare scifi novel with a premise that is altogether original. The quality of the writing is what matters. Regrettably, that isn’t so much on display in this work. Part of the problem is that the novel is written as a history of the war against the sentient AI Archos (aka Rob), so we know from the outset that the war was successful. The history is written as a series of vignettes of participants in the war: British hackers, a Japanese engineer with an AI love doll, Osage militia, etc. This would be OK, too, if we cared about any of these people enough to wonder if they survived the conflict, but we don’t. Archos decides humanity’s fate in much the same way as Skynet in you-know-what-franchise, but withholds the nukes, which at least is sensible. Unleashing nuclear weapons always seemed to me to be a bit hard on the infrastructure even from Skynet's point of view; with robots and AIs (including self-driving cars, cleaning robots, and even thermostats) in sufficient numbers, the humans are easily targeted without them. The best hope for the humans’ survival is assistance from friendly AIs – a direction Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was plainly going when it was abruptly canceled in its second season.

The novel is not terrible by any means; it’s just not especially good. It is well-structured for cinematic adaptation, however, and unsurprisingly it is in development for that with Chris Hemsworth cast in a major role. Promisingly, the director is Drew Goddard (The Cabin in the Woods, Bad Times at the El Royale), so it might be better on the screen than on the page.

**** ****

Victor Gischler writes rollicking good adventure tales and fills them with humor and likable (or at least relatable) characters. His preferred genres are crime (e.g. Gun Monkeys) and science fiction (Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse). No Good Deed is closer to the former, but is really in yet another category: a thriller delivered in his characteristically witty prose. Francis, an ordinary and unimpressive guy with a cubicle job in New York, has a bad start to his day when his girlfriend leaves him. The day gets worse when he sees a suitcase in an alleyway. He picks it up and emails a message to the address he found on a card inside the case saying that he has it – just a minor good deed. At his job, where he is immediately dressed down by his boss for being late, Emma, the owner of the case, shows up in green hair and combat boots. Goons show up, too, and both Francis and Emma are in their crosshairs. Francis is suddenly over his head in a cross-country adventure chased by the NSA and by gun-wielding thugs working for Emma’s estranged husband, a brilliant but neurotic tech billionaire in California who already has arranged for the deaths of former employees with too much information. It’s all about a very special AI algorithm, and Emma has a copy. Well-written and fun. Thumbs Up.


Mindi Abair and the Boneshakers – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished