Yes, it’s review time again. Below are mini-reviews of four flicks I’ve
recently encountered. Once again, I paired each as a double feature with an
older film of which the first reminded me.
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St Trinian’s (2007)
St. Trinian’s School is the fictional English girls’ boarding school created
by Ronald Searle (1920-2011) in his marvelously dark cartoons published
beginning in the 1940s. I feel the need to mention that only because time
passes. I’ve met younger people who were unaware that The Addams Family
is based on the work of cartoonist Charles Addams, whose humor is so like
Searle’s; so, it is possible they don’t know Searle either. I have collections
of both cartoonists on my shelves, and recommend them. The Belles of St.
Trinian’s appeared on the big screen in 1954 with Alastair Sim in a dual
role as the headmistress and her brother; the movie was and is very well-regarded,
and it spawned sequels.
Accordingly,
the 2007 reboot faced a high bar. Did it clear the bar? Not really, despite a
pretty decent cast including Talulah Riley, Russell Brand, Rupert Everett, and a young Juno Temple. Not only is the script dull, it is, weirdly, fundamentally
tamer than the 1954 version. One assumes the 1950s girls would have handled the
spoils of the art heist differently, for example. (I’ll forgo the spoiler of explaining
that.) In fairness, this film seems aimed at a young audience – younger than
the upper form students in the film. But without their lethal edge, the girls
are merely naughty, and not in a good way. If you’re 14 or over, stick with the
original.
Finishing
School (1934)
Set in an expensive girls school, this enjoyable
pre-code features bad girl Ginger Rogers (“Pony”) explaining to new naive
arrival Francis Dee (Virginia) that the key to happiness at the school and in
life is to appear good rather than to be good:
Virginia: “But if they have those rules, and we're
on our honor, I...”
Pony: “Honor? You're supposed to do exactly as you
please in this old ladies home for nice young gals. Just don't get caught,
that's all.”
The headmistress seems to agree: when Virginia
gets caught on a tryst, the headmistress reprimands her specifically for having
been seen, especially since the fellow, an intern, is (horrors) middle class. She continues
to see the not-so-young man (Ralph, aka "Mac"), however. Despite a camera cutaway, Virginia and Ralph
obviously have sex in the boathouse. Once again she fails to cover her tracks. In
Virginia’s mind she is doing nothing wrong, but she is subjected to a
humiliating examination by the school nurse. This is the final straw, so she
runs off with Ralph; the two abandon the school and the older generation to
their hypocrisy.
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Side Effects (2013)
There are some movies in which it is fun to follow
the twists and turns even if you already know what is coming; there are others
that are spoiled by knowing what is around the bend. This is one of the latter,
so it makes a useful review difficult to write. The mostly unspoiled gist: Emily’s
husband is fresh out of prison where he did time for insider trading. Yet, Emily
continues to have depression and other mental health issues because of
financial woes and stress. The usual pharmaceuticals don’t help, so her shrink (Catherine
Zeta-Jones) prescribes Emily a new drug. The drug works, but a side effect is
sleepwalking. Emily performs quite elaborate tasks while sleepwalking. One
morning she wakes up and discovers she has stabbed her husband to death in her
sleep. Or did she? There is a trial and intrigue involving her shrink and her
lawyer that I really shouldn’t explain further. If you like suspenseful mysteries,
this is a pretty good one.
The Wasp Woman (1959)
This film doesn’t score well on Rotten Tomatoes, but there is a type of
viewer who will enjoy it. I’m one of them. In this silly, cheesy, but campy
1950s scifi Roger Corman romp, aging cosmetics company CEO Janice Starlin is
counting on a new anti-aging cream developed by an eccentric but brilliant
scientist. She insists on experimenting on herself. Derived from the royal
jelly of wasps, the stuff works fabulously. Uh-oh, there are side effects. Janice
transforms into a giant wasp from time to time and kills people. Oh well, so
long as she looks good. If you enjoy ‘50s scifi, you’ll like this. If you
demand 21st century production values, you won’t.
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Blended (2014)
I don’t know at whom this romantic comedy is aimed,
but it isn’t at me. It is a kind of Brady
Bunch with more bathroom humor. Adam Sandler is the single father of girls
and Drew Barrymore is the single mother of boys. They have a horrible first
date. They don’t plan to see each other again. If only they had kept their
resolve and spared us the rest of this movie. Instead, due to an absurdly
contrived circumstance, both find themselves vacationing in Sun City, South
Africa. You know the rest. The exotic location doesn’t help – it doesn’t help
the movie, that is. We know it will make Adam and Drew a couple. If the
managers and workers at the Sun City resort are not insulted by this movie,
they ought to be. I like Drew Barrymore as an actress and as a director (e.g. Whip It), but she can’t rescue this
tripe.
Love before Breakfast (1936)
It is possible for romantic comedies to be witty and
enjoyable without being especially highbrow. Scriptwriters had a better handle
on this in the ‘30s, though the less cynical cultural presuppositions of the
time certainly helped. Carole Lombard is pursued both by Cesar Romero and
Preston Foster. Carole’s mother prefers Preston because he is much richer, but
Carole favors Cesar while trying to deflect Preston. Preston buys the oil
company for which Cesar works just so he can transfer him to Japan with a big
pay raise. Carole’s mother (and we) can see that Carole’s arguments with
Preston really stem from a greater interest, and that a big motive for dating
Cesar is to annoy Preston. Yes, she and Preston end up together, arguing
happily at the end. Cesar seems to get the worst of it, but at least he got a pay
raise out of it – Preston wasn’t such a jerk as to fire him, as he probably
would in a 2014 film. Lightweight, but fun.
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Cheap Thrills (2013)
In this dark comedy, two buddies, Craig and Vince,
are struggling financially. In a bar they encounter a rich twosome who get
their kicks by offering Craig and Vince money to do things they wouldn’t do ordinarily.
They start with minor challenges and escalate them so each new transgression
doesn’t seem that much worse than what they did already. Before long, the dares
get truly nasty and criminal. Overlying the theme of class is the individual
moral question: how far would you go for money? How much money? Maybe further than
we’d like to admit, and for less, especially if nudged little by little. Not a
pleasant film, but pretty good.
Cat’s Eye (1985)
A roaming cat ties together three separate stories
of mild suspense. In Quitters, Inc. James
Woods enters a clinic to quit smoking and discovers it is run using the methods
of organized crime. Failure to quit thereby will bring retaliation not just on
himself but on his wife and daughter. In The
Ledge a gambler and crime boss discovers his estranged wife has been having
an affair with a tennis pro (Robert Hays). Still jealous, he threatens revenge,
but offers to let Hays (and his own wife) go if Hays can walk all the way
around the tall building on a narrow ledge. Hays takes the challenge. In General, General the cat takes on a
small troll that lives in the walls and comes out to harm a girl (a 9-y.o. Drew
Barrymore) while she sleeps. It’s a pleasant enough film, and not too intense
for kids. Just don’t expect too much of it.
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If I had to choose two, they would be Cheap Thrills from the new views and Finishing School from the old ones.
Ronald Searle