I have a fairly good head for trivia. Not a spectacular one.
I won’t be replacing Mark Labbett on The
Chase or even be facing him as a contestant. On most trips aired on Cash Cab, however, I’d have made it to
the destination – with a strike or two and with a shout-out to be sure, but I’d
have made it. The ubiquity of smart-phones, however, has altered the way a
grab-bag of facts and factoids held by one’s personal memory plays in casual
conversation. Anything one purports as true is open to immediate fact-checking and
contention. Far more than in the past, not being a computer, I’m likely to be
corrected on things I haven’t recalled perfectly – perhaps you are, too.
As an example, something about Alaska came up in
conversation not long ago, and I made the throw-away remark that the place was
a pretty good deal for $7 million. Tick-tick-tack went fingers on a phone.
“That’s $7 million two hundred thousand,
Richard,” I was told in a self-satisfied tone. So it was. (In fact, I knew the
purchase price of Alaska in 1867 was $7,200,000, but to protest that I was
rounding the number would have sounded unconvincing and pettily defensive, so I
let it go – until now. I settled for, “Ah.”) In the same conversation roller
derby (a sport which readers of this blog know I enjoy as a spectator) arose as
a topic, and then movies about derby. I commented on the flawed flick Kansas City Bomber, which I identified
as having been “made back around ‘71
sometime.” Tick-tick-tack. “1972,” I
was corrected. My interlocutor then read off an IMDB list of derby films, none
of which he himself actually had seen. “Ah.”
All of this continuous access to information is a good thing.
I like being able to learn more about some random subject at a moment’s notice.
Who has time to dig out an encyclopedia or to visit the library over every
minor question? True, partners in conversation sometimes are inordinately proud
of their ability to use Google in order to catch spoken errors, but sometimes
their research is socially rewarding, too. If no correction follows the sound
of tick-tick-tack, I know I got the datum or quote or whatever right. That’s
(perhaps also inordinately) enjoyable.
But is our new-found reliance on virtual memory making us
weak-minded? It seems that it is, at least to some degree. Nicolas Carr (author
of The Shallows) addressed this
question a few years ago. Referencing several psychological studies, he
reported that the internet has diminished the time we spend deep reading. We
skim. We follow link to link, flitting around the net like butterflies, often
losing track of our initial query. The more hyperlinks an online text contains,
the lower our comprehension of it when tested afterwards. Carr quotes T.S.
Eliot when describing online multitaskers, saying they are “distracted from
distraction by distraction,” which is precisely the kind of quote unlikely to
be employed by someone who hasn’t done any deep reading in his past. Creativity
and insight largely involve connecting one piece of knowledge with another in a
new way, something much more difficult when the pieces of knowledge aren’t in
our own heads. He concludes, “What we seem to be
sacrificing in our surfing and searching is our capacity to engage in the
quieter, attentive modes of thought that underpin contemplation, reflection and
introspection.” We become shallower.
None of this is inevitable for any particular individual. Nothing
prevents us from reading Nietzsche or Camus cover-to-cover. But we may need to
push ourselves to do it, much as we need to push ourselves to do physical
exercise as vigorous as ordinary people once got in their everyday activities. If
we do, the internet becomes the great bonus it should be. As for those of our
fellows with no patience for books (or exercise), I want them to Google as much
as possible. Virtual knowledge is vastly better than none at all.
They and we
are better off for their access to it, and it’s easy enough to respond to their
corrections with a polite, “Ah.”
Students Sans Google
Yes, it takes a certain type of mind to spend the time correcting someone during a conversation. I usually take the same tactic you do, a simple, "ah". And like you, I smile when I get one right.
ReplyDeleteWhile I finally got around to picking up a smart phone, I really don't use it for much than texting and calling. However my wife has IMDB as a bookmark, because she can't stand watching a movie and seeing a familiar face and not knowing where she's seen the face. I find it a game (but will admit it can be distracting). Usually I figure out where I've seen them.
My wife will check IMDB, keep it to herself and then I'll ask her during the end credits if the familiar face really was the assistant coroner in "Alien Factor". My record is usually pretty good. :)
William Archibald Spooner: "I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face." An unlikely statement when it was made, but given how few communications presently are face-to-face, it nowadays makes perfect sense and we've all been there. Google, IMDB, and social network sites are great for that -- and the reverse.
ReplyDeleteIt is plainly one of those upscale suburban schools that induce parents to buy overpriced homes so their kids can attend. I hope none of them watched this.
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