A
new season of roller derby has arrived in Morristown NJ. It began last night with a women’s
bout between the home team NJRD (New Jersey Roller Derby) and the Jersey Shore
Roller Girls; it was followed by a men’s match JBRD (Jersey Boys Roller Derby)
vs Toronto Men’s Roller Derby. The New Jersey Roller Derby Small Stars (the local
kids’ league) sang the national anthem.
The
Jersey Shore has a strong record including a victory over another Morristown
team on its most recent visit to the same track in 2014. The NJRD steadily has
been building strength since its formation a few years ago, however, and it
showed on the track last night. The team’s blocking has tightened and it has acquired
a depth of experienced jammers. NJRD’s
Maulin Rouge put points on the board in the first jam; Shannanigunz, Miss USA-Hole,
Tuff Crust Pizza, and Chase Windu followed in quick succession. Despite game
jamming by the Shore, notably by SoCo who persevered through tough blocking,
only 10 minutes into the bout NJRD led 59-7. NJRD continued to dominate, though
Shore was able to gain points, notably by Emma Effa and Hodan. At halftime NJRD
led 131-27. The second half was rough-and-tumble but continued on the same
path. Despite some impressive individual jams, including a 15 pointer by Soco,
NJRD built its lead, taking the win 211-99. MVPs were Maulin Rouge (jammer) and
Rosa Ruckus (blocker) for NJRD, and Emma Effa (jammer) and Pinky and the Pain
(blocker) for Jersey Shore.
In
the second bout a Jersey team once again showed its strength in the first jam.
Robert Brawlson for JBRD made multiple passes through the pack while SeƱor
Weiner from Toronto ran into determined JBRD resistance for a first jam score
of 23-1 in favor of Jersey. Despite occasional strong jams by Toronto, notably
by Sleeper Cell, Ford, and Weiner, the first jam had set the pattern. Barndt, Scooter
McGoot, and Brawlson added to the Jersey totals. Blocking stiffened toward the
end of the first half; a ref was caught in the action and was
helped off the track. At halftime the score stood 196-54. In the second half both
sides upped their blocking. Toronto with some effect employed a blocking
formation that originated in Australia, and tried alternate jamming tactics
including a star pass from Flyin Bryan to Ford. It wasn’t enough to alter the
general trend of the bout. The clock ran out with the score at 411-90 in favor
of JBRD.
I’m
not a rabid theater-hound. For one thing it is too expensive to be one, and for
another the simple hassle of getting in and out of NYC is a deterrent. So, I seldom
attend more than three or four plays per year on or off Broadway – sometimes fewer,
but occasionally more if I have ulterior motives (i.e. dates). Still less often
do I see a play a second time. The exceptions are…well…exceptional.
Cabaret, which is ending
its current run this weekend, is very exceptional. It has had four Broadway
productions, and I’ve seen three of them, witnessing such unlikely performers
of the Sally Bowles role as Natasha Richardson, Brooke Shields, and Molly
Ringwald. (I was 13 when the first production opened in 1966, and the New York
theater wasn’t really on my radar or in my budget.) Whenever guests – especially from out-of-area – during one of its runs asked me an
opinion about what Broadway musical to see, I’d point to it, and as
often as not end up in one of the seats next to them.
The
play has its origins in Goodbye to Berlin,
a quasi-memoir by Christopher Isherwood published in 1938 about his time
several years earlier in Weimar Republic Berlin, a city renowned for its easy
unashamed decadence. Though the homosexual elements in the book should be
obvious to any but the blindest of readers, Isherwood in later years regretted
not making them far more explicit. There was a sound reason for his earlier
reticence: the 1930s English-speaking world had shame in spades and a more
blatant presentation might have prevented publication. He corrected his caution
in the graphic 1976 memoir Christopher
and His Kind, written oddly in (most of the time) the third person. Nonetheless,
the central character of Goodbye to
Berlin is the cabaret entertainer Sally Bowles, based on Isherwood’s real
acquaintance Jean Ross, whose amorous issues are with men; Jean supposedly gave
her OK to the book but declined to see the show. She died in 1973. Sally Bowles
first came to the stage in the 1951 play I
Am a Camera (a line from the book) and then again in the musical adaptation.
I
think the appeal of Cabaret, quite
aside from its production values, is the sense of uneasiness it instills. The
uneasiness stems from the realization that decadence and reaction are
intertwined. Authoritarians demanding to sweep out the trash can come from
unexpected ideological directions and can be supported by the most surprising
people, all convinced of their correctness. The 1960s accordingly was the right
time for the musical to find its first audience. It is hard to convey to those who
weren’t there in that decade just how much to my parents’ generation (still in their 40s) society
seemed suddenly to have gone crazy; the Weimar excesses were looking familiar. Would
it all end the same way? Fortunately, it didn’t. There was a pushback, but it
was pretty mild in the way such things are measured. There is no guarantee,
though, that the next one will be.
Since
it still speaks to us, I don’t believe the show has seen the last of Broadway.
Another production will be back one day. But until then, goodbye to all that.
Local news report from last year on the 2014 opening
Anyone
who has tried a hand at fiction [I’ve made a few stabs at it – see my other two
blogspot sites] has had the experience of a story going off in in an unplanned
direction and finishing in an unexpected place. This is usually because a
character acquires a personality that refuses to cooperate; he or she demands
to speak and behave in a way that differs from whatever is in your initial
outline. It is at least somewhat comforting to know that this happens to first-rate
authors as well as to those further down the scale. Mark Twain, for example, tells
us that Pudd’nhead Wilson was supposed to be a minor character in a story
featuring the Capello twins, but he kept butting in front until Mark finally
gave up, handed the plot over to him, consigned the twins to a supporting role,
and titled the novel Pudd’nhead Wilson.
He explains this in an introduction to the short story Those Extraordinary Twins which he gave to the shortchanged twins
in compensation. This kind of divergence from plan doesn’t usually happen in nonfiction
blogs though, but it did today, thereby prompting me to double back and write
this introductory paragraph. No strong-willed fictional character took command,
but a strongly opinionated historical one beckoned down a side road. You’ll see
what I mean. Maybe I can’t blame him though; perhaps I just lost focus from a
lack of sleep.
As
that may be, last week’s musings on concrete brought to mind another material
so common we don’t think much about it: glass. There is a direct connection,
albeit a minor one, to concrete. One of the less important methods of recycling
glass is to grind it into pebble-size pieces and use it as aggregate in
concrete or asphalt (“glassphalt”). The primary uses for glass weigh more
heavily in the scheme of things of course.
Glassmaking
goes back to Sumeria. The process is pretty straightforward. Heat up a silicate
(SiO2) rock (typically quartz) to 1200
degrees C and its crystalline structure will break; the rock will turn into a
sticky liquid. Cool it fairly rapidly and the crystals won’t have time to reform;
the molecules will retain an amorphous pattern – or rather nonpattern – which
is to say the material will be glass. By adding a flux, such as potash, you can
lower the temperature at which this happens. Occasionally, but only
occasionally, glass forms naturally as in the case of obsidian. Perhaps the most
fun natural glass (assuming you are not there at the moment of formation) is
fulgerite, tubes or filaments of glass ranging from several centimeters to
several meters long that can form when lightning strikes desert sand. You have
to make glass on purpose, though, if you want industrial quantities of it.
While
making glass is uncomplicated in principle, giving it the properties you want
is more difficult; just figuring out how to make it transparent took centuries.
To work it into something useful takes art and skill. Glass production didn’t
really go into high gear until the Roman Empire. Romans not only made cheap
everyday glass bowls and drinking vessels, but elaborate cut glasses that we
still would have trouble duplicating. The Romans also were the first to make common
use of glass windows. An ancient Roman window typically had a lot of small
panes set in lead mullions. Making large panes was still a problem for them. Glass
windows are easy to underrate until you don’t have them; they let in the light
and they keep out the bugs. Before glass people used fabrics or shutters – or
they just left the hole in the wall open. None of those is very satisfactory.
It
occurs to me – in the way that one thought leads to another – that the Romans by
the first century already were so accustomed to glass that they scarcely
bothered to mention it in surviving texts. The only reference that comes immediately
to mind is by the boorish nouveau riche
character Trimalchio in Petronius’ first century novel Satyricon. Google churns up the quote swiftly: “But I prefer glass,
if you don't mind my saying so; it doesn't stink, and if it didn't break, I'd
rather have it than gold, but it's cheap and common now.” A quick look inside a
Penguin translation from my shelf of Suetonius' The Twelve Caesars to see if windows are mentioned in the
description of Nero’s Golden House turns up nothing, but I’m afraid that in the
pages of the book I’ve gotten distracted from glass. Repeated shattering of something
far more fragile is on display: elementary human decency. The Twelve Caesars is an engrossing read even if you’ve read it more
than once before.
Suetonius
(c. 69 – 122 AD) was a reactionary, which in the context of his time meant he
favored a return to governance by the Republican institutions which Julius and
his nephew Octavius had turned into rubber stamps. (Roman emperors were
surprisingly unperturbed by Republican-leaning historians; they don’t seem to
have bothered to suppress them so long as the writings were about their
predecessors.) Accordingly, he is happy to trot out the vices of the first
twelve Caesars. It therefore is tempting to dismiss his account of imperial
depravity as propaganda; yet, so much of it is backed by multiple sources and evidence
that we have to take it seriously. When he is unfair he still tells enough of
the facts for us to decide this for ourselves. For example, he quotes the
fatally ill emperor Vespasian as saying, “I feel I shall soon be a god.” This
is presented and often regarded as jaw-dropping arrogance, yet Suetonius’ own biographical
account shows Vespasian to have been down-to-earth (rare for a Caesar) and to
have had a taste for sarcastic humor. This looks to me to be an instance of it:
a reference to the Senate’s habit of voting divinity status for dead emperors,
something the hardheaded non-superstitious former general was unlikely to have
taken seriously. Besides, the imperial vices Suetonius recounts are, under the
circumstances, all too credible.
Several
of the Caesars were reasonably good imperial administrators – or at least had
the wisdom to delegate the task to unsung freedmen who were – but in their
private lives their behavior broke all bounds. In fact, there were no bounds.
How do people behave – how would you behave – when there literally are no
restrictions? When there are no legal consequences? When your word is law? The
answer pretty clearly is that they behave badly. One of the milder passages
about Nero:
“Besides
the abuse of free-born lads, and the debauch of married women, he committed a
rape upon Rubria, a Vestal Virgin. He was upon the point of marrying Acte, his
freedwoman, having suborned some men of consular rank to swear that she was of
royal descent. He gelded the boy Sporus, and endeavoured to transform him into
a woman. He even went so far as to marry him, with all the usual formalities of
a marriage settlement, the rose-coloured nuptial veil, and a numerous company
at the wedding... It was jocularly observed by some person, ‘that it would have
been well for mankind, had such a wife fallen to the lot of his father
Domitius.’”
In
accordance with Freud and Kinsey rather than 21st century
sensibilities, one might note, the Romans didn’t define their sexuality in narrow
or divisive terms such as straight or gay – they accepted that a person had a
range rather than a niche. An apparently disquieted Edward Gibbon in The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
nonetheless comments that of the first fifteen emperors, “Claudius was the only
one whose taste in love was entirely correct."
The
issue, of course, is not what is “correct” but what is assault – whether the
object of physical affection had any choice in the matter. Yet Nero wasn’t so
very unusual in this regard: his depravity didn’t hold a candle to that of the pedophile
Tiberius, never mind the outright insanity of Caligula.
Suetonius
remains a convincing warning about the hazards of absolute power. The hazard
also applies to the tyrant himself who may discover the hard way that power is
never entirely absolute after all: eight (maybe nine) of those twelve Caesars
were murdered.
Suetonius
wrote numerous other books on everything from grammar to timekeeping to natural
history to fashion. (The titles are listed in other sources.) Snippets from a
few survive, but most have been lost completely. Among the lost works (I kid
you not) is another biographical work, Lives
of Famous Whores. Pity.
Last autumn a 38-year-old retaining wall
on my property was not looking fit for winter. Cracks had opened and the parge
coat was peeling away. Repeated freezing
of moisture in the cracks surely would lead to more damage. With a bucket of
cement and a trowel I hoped to stave off trouble. So far so good: even after
the winter we just had, an inspection today shows the wall to be intact.
Cement and its grittier brother concrete
(cement plus aggregate – usually stones though it can be other stuff such as
fiberglass fibers) are marvelous materials. It is hard to find contemporary
structures beyond the most rustic that don’t rely on them – at least for
footings and foundations. Multistory commercial buildings are now more often
framed with reinforced concrete than with steel. You can pour concrete into any
shape, it won’t catch fire, and, while not indestructible, it is pretty hard to
damage.
My first significant hands-on experience
working with concrete was during my high school years. It was a summer job on a
construction site. A basic grunt laborer, I wheeled barrows of it to sections
of basement floors that the concrete truck’s chute wouldn’t reach and then
rough-leveled it with rakes; the masons smoothed everything afterward. Outside,
I did the same on patios after first hacksawing and setting rebar (steel
reinforcing rods). Doing that for 8 hours a day doesn’t qualify as fun, but it
did give me a better appreciation for the stuff.
Modern concrete dates only to the 18th
century. Making it is not an obvious process. The primary ingredients for
cement are limestone (calcium carbonate) and silicate rocks, but, if all you do
is crush them to powder and blend them with water, all you will get is mud.
When the mud dries it will be powder again. To turn the mixed powder into
cement you have to change it at the molecular level; to do this you heat it to
an intense 1450 degrees C at which point the powders reform into calcium
silicate. Now you’ve got cement. When you mix this with water and gravel you
have concrete. Concrete doesn’t harden by drying in the usual sense; water is
an ingredient that becomes part of the molecular structure of the hardening
material. Internal water molecules continue to form new bonds long after the
material feels dry to the touch, so concrete toughens as it cures, often for
years.
The process for making Portland cement
(so-called for its similar appearance to Portland stone) probably would have
been discovered later than the 18th century had not the folks of
that era already known that it was possible. They knew because the ancient
Romans had used concrete on a grand scale to build bridges, aqueducts, and
buildings, many of which still stood. The Pantheon in Rome (completed 128 AD
and still standing) to this day has the largest unreinforced concrete dome ever
built. Roman techniques were forgotten in the years after the empire fell, but
there obviously was some trick to them that only needed to be uncovered.
So how did the Romans figure it out in the
first place? They cheated. More fairly, they got lucky. By geological
happenstance, volcanic activity near what would become Naples was amid layers
of limestone alternating with ordinary silicates. Superheated volcanic ash from
this material formed a natural cement powder that accumulated over millions of years.
The Romans needed only to dig it out of the ground. The mix wasn’t identical to
modern Portland cement, but it was close enough to work. The Romans improved on
the natural mix by adding lime: a single step which they worked out pretty
early.
The problem with concrete, as with natural
stone, is that it is amazingly strong in compression but very weak in tension. If
you support a concrete horizontal beam at each end over an open space, the beam
is under compression along the top but under tension along the bottom; so, it is
likely to crack at the bottom. The crack will travel to the top and the beam
will fail. This is also true of stone, and it is why all pure masonry
structures need either arches or a lot of pillars; stone and concrete
horizontal beams can’t span large spaces. This problem was solved in the 19th
century by Parisian gardener Joseph Monier. He wasn’t interested in
construction. He just wanted flower pots that wouldn’t break as easily as
ordinary clay or concrete pots. So, he embedded steel cages in flower pot molds
and poured concrete into them. The technique worked perfectly, and the larger
applications were immediately obvious. Steel excels in resisting tension, so a
concrete horizontal beam reinforced with embedded steel rods can span long
distances just fine.
There is very little that can’t be made
out of concrete, but there probably are some things that shouldn’t be. More
than a century ago, Thomas Edison, saddened by recent fatal fires in the news,
decided that the answer was fireproof concrete homes filled with fireproof
concrete furniture. He built his own cement plant in Stewartsville, NJ and
built some demonstration poured-concrete houses (they still exist). He then
produced concrete beds, concrete chairs, concrete sofas, concrete tables, concrete
cupboards, concrete bureaus, concrete phonograph cases, and a concrete piano.
They didn’t catch on. Go figure.
Last night I spun a DVD of Orson Welles’ F for Fake (1974), a look at deception
that focusses on author Clifford Irving (of the Howard Hughes biography hoax)
and Elmyr de Hory, the noted art forger. Orson of course achieved fame through a hoax of his own. Fans of Orson Welles will find it interesting, but I wouldn’t
recommend it to a general audience. The film is leisurely and talky. Were it
anyone but Orson talking it would be dull. Nonetheless it brought to mind some
thoughts on deception.
An old adage says never to trust anyone who makes a point of
telling you how honest he is. The risk is high that he is setting you up for a
fleecing. At best he is demanding a free pass for rudeness, which is not the
same thing as honesty. You know the fellow: just to be provocative, he says
something completely out of bounds and then deflects criticism with the line, “Hey,
I just say it like I see it.” The line itself is seldom true. The truth is
often rude, but rudeness is not often the truth. The overlap is far from
complete.
There clearly are situations in which we properly demand
honesty. For good reason we outlaw fraud in financial transactions and perjury
in the witness stand, but as everyday social lubricants lies are all but
inescapable. After all, we all know (or should know) how to answer, “Does this
make me look fat?”
From Bernard Shaw’s Arms and the Man:
BLUNTSCHLI. …You said you’d told only two lies in your whole
life. Dear young lady: isn’t that rather a short allowance? I’m quite a
straightforward man myself but it wouldn’t last me a whole morning.
RAINA (staring
haughtily at him). Do you know, sir, that you are insulting me?
BLUNTSCHLI. I can’t help it. When you get into that noble
attitude and speak in that thrilling voice, I admire you; but I find it
impossible to believe a word you say.
Odds are, two lies wouldn’t last either Bluntschli or Raina ten
minutes, never mind a morning. Nor would it be an adequate allowance for the
rest of us. An article in the Journal of Basic and Applied Psychology describes an experiment
in which roomfuls of people were allowed to interact socially without
interference. Cameras unobtrusively recorded them. Each person then reviewed
the tapes and was asked to identify the lies he or she told. The average was
2.92 lies every 10 minutes. Men and women lied about the same amount, but there
was a difference in style, with men opting a bit more often for braggadocio and
women lying more often for social convenience. No one was looking to defraud
anybody in the usual sense of that term; they were just being social. 2.92
probably was an undercount since the researchers relied on participants to
report honestly, and people notoriously posture even for social scientists; a
few people (not very credibly) claimed not to have lied at all.
90
years before this experiment, HL Mencken understood the impulse perfectly. In The
Art Eternal he
wrote, “We ourselves are flawed and limited, and those of us not
fortunate enough to be megalomaniacs are aware of it. Most of the time we feel
outnumbered, outclassed, and (literally and figuratively) outgunned, and with
good reason. It is not surprising that we are often are tempted to shorten the
odds with dishonesty and to soothe ourselves with hypocrisy."
So, tell the truth on the stand, and don’t sell me an Elmyr
by saying it is a Vermeer. But you look skinny in those jeans. Honestly.
As winter continues to behave like winter in these
parts (yet another snowfall is expected tonight), my home screen has seen some
use. Five mini-reviews of flicks seen since March 1 follow.
CBGB (2013) – This movie was bound to
get a tough reception from critics, many of whom had frequented the iconic club
CBGB in NYC. Among the ones who didn’t nevertheless are many of an age to have grown
up with the music of the bands and artists who broke out on its stage: The
Ramones, Television, Patti Smith, Blondie, The Police, The Dead Kennedys,
Talking Heads, and many many more. The music of our youth always attaches to us
in a special way, even if we remain open to new sounds. How deft would a movie
about this club have to be without it seeming to be a sacrilege to its
demographic, and without evoking cries of, “No, that’s wrong!”? More deft than
this one. The Village Voice, whose band
reviews in the 1970s helped put CBGB on the map, ran a review of this movie
titled “10 Things the CBGB Movie Got Wrong.”
CBGB is
an inconsequential film with the feel of a made-for-TV-movie, but, if you’re
not emotionally attached to the club itself (which closed in 2006) or to the
scene it represented, you’ll likely find it amusing and perhaps even
informative. Also, the music is good. On the other hand, if you personally stood
in front of the stage in the 1970s (or the more hardcore 1980s), you’ll likely
splat one of those tomatoes.
The iconic ‘60s rock band The Doors rises to fame
after making a splash at the Whisky A Go Go in LA. Jim Morrison’s subversive
appeal is the key to the band’s success, but he also poses the greatest risk to
its existence. An all too familiar, but nonetheless well-told, tale of addiction
and personal disintegration follows as Jim is unable to handle money and fame.
Jim dies in Paris in 1971 at the age of (what else?) 27, apparently of a heroin
overdose though this was never confirmed. Pamela died of an overdose in 1974 at
age 27.
Thumbs up.
Birdman: or The Unexpected Virtue of
Ignorance (2014) – This film received copious praise at the Academy
Awards and elsewhere, and I’m not inclined to argue with it. Riggan Thompson
(Michael Keaton) is an aging movie actor who gave up his starring role in a
lucrative superhero franchise (Birdman)
in order to direct and star in an artsy Broadway adaptation of a Raymond Carver
short story. Commercial and artistic success for the play depends heavily on an
erratic lead actor (Ed Norton). Riggan’s daughter Sam (Emma Stone) tells Riggan
the play is a pretentious vanity production. Riggan’s alter ego Birdman tells
him the same thing, much more persistently and rudely. Both have a point. Riggan
might have telekinetic abilities that he hides from others. Or he might not:
they might be a childlike fantasy to counter his self-esteem issues. In one
scene (*mild spoiler*) he rises into the air, flies above city streets, and
alights outside the theater; yet, a moment after he enters the theater, a
cabbie runs in after him in order to collect his money. If that flight of fancy
seems to answer the question of whether Riggan’s powers are all imaginary, it
doesn’t. There are other reasons to wonder. Alejandro IƱƔrritu's direction of
the film is unusual, with the bulk of it appearing (presumably through skillful
cutting and splicing) to be a single shot.
Thumbs up.
John Wick (2014)– Are you looking for a movie as violent as Kick-Ass or Kill Bill but without the tongue-in-cheek humor? If the answer is
no, don’t watch this. But if you find such fare cathartic, this action flick is
about as well done as any. The anti-hero is John Wick (Keanu Reeves), a retired
hit man for the mob whose wife has just died of natural causes. Unaware of
Wick’s former connection to his dad, the chief mobster’s son along with some
buddies breaks into his house, steals his car, and kills his dog, a present
from his departed wife. So naturally, Wick has to kill everyone involved. It’s
only right. It was his dog, man. Since the mobster tries to protect his son,
this means taking on the entire mob, plus all the freelance killers out to
collect the $2,000,000 bounty placed on Wick’s head. No problem. This is John
Wick we’re talking about.
Thumbs sideways. Clarification: the film is fine by
the standards of the action genre, but it takes itself too seriously for my
personal taste. Also, Hollywood scriptwriters, stop making mob bosses Russian
so often. It’s unimaginative and rude.
Forever Lulu (2000) – This film also
can be found under the alternate title Along
for the Ride. I’ve heard Melanie Griffith’s name mentioned at least a dozen
times in the past couple of weeks, each time with the description “Dakota
Johnson’s mom” appended. Fame truly is fleeting. One of Melanie’s better
performances, however, can be found in Forever
Lulu, which came from her own production company.
Lulu (Melanie) is a schizophrenic living in a
halfway house. 16 years earlier she and Ben (Patrick Swayze) had a hot and
heavy love affair that fell apart just as her mental health issues were
intensifying. Unknown to Ben, she was pregnant when they broke up; she gave up
the baby for adoption but made a deal with the parents to meet the boy when he turns
16. Ben is now a semi-successful writer married to a psychiatrist Claire
(Penelope Ann Miller); he and Claire recently lost their son and are having
marital problems. Lulu, on unauthorized leave from the halfway house, turns up
and tells Ben about the kid. They go on a road trip to meet him. This
disconcerts Claire who understandably does not have a professional detachment about
the situation.
The movie received mixed reviews, with the film’s
sentimentality making some reviewers uncomfortable. I’m not opposed to
sentiment if it isn’t merely maudlin, and it isn’t here. Parts of this movie
indeed are uncomfortable, but that is because the script and actors are
credible.