“Just a second,” said the young lady at the
counter as she answered the phone.
She didn’t really mean my wait would be a second,
of course. She meant it would be some indeterminate length of time that was short
on a human scale. A second generally is too brief for humans to accomplish very
much. However, it is long enough for a pygmy shrew’s heart to beat 14 times. A
hummingbird can flap its wings 50 times per second while a bee averages 200. A
photon will travel 299,792 km. Even for a human, it’s enough time to drive 88
feet in car going 60mph. I’m not hummingbird or a photon and I wasn’t in a car,
so in the first second of waiting I didn’t flap my arms even once or travel
anywhere that the entire earth wasn’t going anyway. Nor did I accomplish much
in the next 50 or so seconds before she hung up the phone and turned her
attention to my purchase. But it was enough time for my thoughts to wander to
the matter of seconds, which I recalled were redefined sometime during my
school years; a reference check once I was back home confirmed that they were.
The Sumerians came up with the traditional second
(reflecting their peculiar sexagesimal predilection) even though they had no
timepieces accurate enough to measure one. By definition an hour was 1/24 of a
day; there were 3,600 seconds in an hour and 86,400 seconds in a day. This
worked well enough for millennia, but by the 20th century it posed a
problem for scientists. The problem was that the earth’s rotation is variable, meaning
the length of a second was variable too. This really wouldn’t do, so in 1967 a
second was redefined as the time that elapses during 9,192,631,770 cycles of
the radiation produced by the transition between two levels of the cesium 133
atom. An atomic clock that counts these cycles – using microwaves, resonance,
and a crystal oscillator in a manner I don’t pretend to understand very well –
is so accurate that it will drift no more than a second in 60,000,000 years,
the length of time since the dinosaurs died. The first cesium clock was built
in 1952, and so was well established technology by ’67.
The redefinition caused its own problems. That
particular number of cycles was chosen because it matched the average second
based on the earth’s rotation over the previous century. However, a slight
slowing of the earth’s rotation caused by rising sea levels since the late 19th
century meant that by 1972 International Atomic Time already was off by a couple
seconds from the common clock based on the earth’s rotation. In other words, by
1972 midnight came a couple seconds late. This wouldn’t do either, so in 1972
the leap second was introduced to re-synch the solar day while keeping the new
definition of a second for all purposes. Whenever Universal Time (the common
clock based on the earth’s rotation) drifts more than .9 seconds from
International Atomic Time (which takes no account of earth’s rotation or its
orbit) a “leap second” is added to the year, usually at midnight either on June
30 or on December 31. There have been 25 of these extra seconds since 1972. The
last was in 2012, but we’ll have another in 2015 when June 30 will have 86,401
seconds.
The question “why cesium?” naturally came to mind.
For once there was a fairly simple answer: the electron configuration of a
cesium atom (a single electron in the outermost shell) makes it easy to
manipulate for the purpose, and it has a higher cycle rate than other similarly
suitable atoms such as rubidium. [Don’t get me started on “why cesium rather
than caesium”; as a hangover from schoolboy Latin, my preference is the latter spelling
but on these shores one gets corrected for using it; my Word 2013 has just underlined it in red.]
I also see that cesium has other interesting
properties. For one thing it is yellow. This might seem a minor feature, but nearly
all metals are grey or silver in color. The exceptions, notably gold and
copper, tend to be valued for jewelry. So, why are there no cesium earrings,
rings, and bracelets? For one thing it has a melting point of 28 degrees C (82
F), so the jewelry would turn to liquid at body temperature. This doesn’t
really matter though, because it wouldn’t last long enough to melt. It would
explode on contact with skin – more precisely on contact with the moisture of
the skin – which would make short work of both the jewelry and the wearer. So,
don’t give your sweetie a cesium necklace for Valentine’s Day this Saturday
unless you are planning on ending the relationship.
Cesium and
water
Yes, best be safe, though predictable: candy or flowers. :)
ReplyDeleteOr, I suppose we could resurrect the old Roman way of celebrating the Lupercalia (the origin of Valentine's Day) in which women would line up on the streets (on purpose -- it was a fertility thing) to get thwacked with strips of goat hide by designated runners. There is a Fifty Shades of Grey quality to to it, which seems fashionable at present. Or not. To my mind, though, that is too much running and not enough chocolate.
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